Sick

So the “I’m gay but NOT a faggot” wants to know why homophobia still actually affects him 🙄

Doesn’t Pete Buttigieg have better things to do than go on Reddit

Bear sploots

a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

same guy came back yesterday. same order. i said, "ah, entering the shadowlands again, i see." he asked me to explain this remark to him. i did so to the best of my ability. he returned again today and said, "i'll have another shadowlands please, extra hot." think i might have started something

just found out paul newman wanted to direct a gay movie but it never got made

I WAS FUCKING ROBBED!!!!!!!

:(

SO true!!!!

lmao

"i never saw the godfather" followed by "i only watch big movies" in that post is really getting to me... the godfather was a major box office hit and was widely enjoyed by audiences it's not a small or inaccessible movie on any level like literally very much a "big" movie so it's not even that you prefer mainstream to indie/art house it's very much just that any movie that isn't the millionth installment in a franchise of mind-numbing military propaganda starring a shitty actor in a ridiculous costume using the last of his energy to tell fart jokes in front of a green screen before he passes out from dehydration hurts and confuses you because it has the potential to make you think and feel anything at all.

please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell 

I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

If you dont like horror then watch the normal cutesy netflix gay shows ???

the phrase that's ruined every media ever

it makes me so mad people won't leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one

saw too many gougar posts before going to bed and i dreamt it was a real animal and someone was like "omg be careful there might be gougars out there" and someone else was like "dont you mean cougars?" and the other person was like "nooo, GOUGARS. they look like this" and they pulled up this image on their phone

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

Are you okay

The results are inconclusive on that.

Bestie you’re sitting up because your sleeping body things you’re being slowly crushed to death