!!!OFFENDED!!!

Mortal Kombat (2021) Spoilers But I Give you No Context

“Neck lengths of birds + aggression: a study.”

By @inomnomcom

It has happened Anon

Hold up, you didn’t highlight that last part? The part about how Soviets ACCIDENTALLY Turned lead shielding into gold with an experimental nuclear reactor???

There is a ‘however’, however.

Due to the processes used, the resultant Gold is usually highly radioactive.

Or, if you prefer to use a more, arcane, vernacular, Cursed!

YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF MY MICRON THIN LAYER OF FRESHLY TRANSMUTED GOLD

It also cost more to power up the reactor long enough to make the gold than the gold is remotely worth.

HEY THE TASK WAS “TRANSMUTE GOLD” NOBODY EVER SAID IT HAD TO BE COST EFFECTIVE

this is the only day you can reblog this

January 20, 2021

today is the day.

Rain sounds

i hope i think of this video in the last moments before i die

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.