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Rhodotus Palmatus.
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it’s the russian pancake festival of maslennitsa, post kot blini
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I had a fuckin folder waiting for this moment
Maslenitsa can be roughly translated as “butter festival”, because it’s the big party before Orthodox Lent where you stuff your arteries with all the stuff you can’t eat for a few weeks after that.
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This got Front Page yesterday. Someone suggested I give this to the meme brokers for investing. via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/3czk7zA
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I only date nice men, who want to meet for stealing mailboxes, eating bugs and mutual respect
I am the proctologist you're looking for.
To the only good man out there,
I'll be honest with you. I've been hurt pretty bad in the past. I refuse to be a cash machine or play thing ever again. So don't message me unless you know how to respect women. I'm a fun kinda woman.
I'm an intellectually-challenged lady, who likes nothing more than stealing mailboxes with the right man.
None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special - somebody I really connect with.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my deplorable personality, closly followed by my smashing seven foreheads. I hope you will not laugh at my seven foreheads, as men have in the past, or treat my extra nipple like a joke.
I work as a proctologist, helping people with butt pain. This allows me to exercise my skills: zit popping and taking a lot of dick. My job once caused me to encounter God, yet still men treat me like junk. It's just not on.
My life goals include:
- Star in the next Star Wars film.
- Punish men for being evil
- Discover that there are still some good men in the world
- Become the best proctologist I can be
- Help all the people with butt pain in the world
If you're the right man for me, you'll be timid and controllable. You won't be afraid to lick my eyeballs and will have a healthy respect for my authority.
My ideal date would involve eating bugs behind the shed with a mostly human man by my side. While we're there, I admire your worn to the bone elbows, hoping to myself that you're not another nutter.
In case I haven't made myself clear, men have hurt me in the past - bad. My last partner nailed my grandmother to a spike. Now I'm looking for a controllable man with worn to the bone elbows, as I read in a magazine that they are the least evil.
May the force be with you.
Prove me wrong about men?
Hobo Lyra
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Porkriarchy
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FIGHT ME
ACCEPT THE TERMS
ACCEPTED
Jokes on you my pills make me unable to even orgasm bro
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I bet you don't even lift
I bet you don’t even lesbians
ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY
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Fuck off bird
Fuck on cloacafish
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fucking fight me
First one that cums losses
You find so many people are scummy But you, you are mostly yummy I like the way you baste. You are just so laced. I like the way you cook. You do it like a crook. I like the way you marinate. Facilitate. You find so many people are queefy But you, you are mostly beefy I love the way you have no hair, Spreading your style everywhere. You're like a style fountain. Enough jizz for a whole mountain. You find so many people are sleety But you, you are mostly meaty You're the perfect man. No one brings me joy like you can. You find so many people are truculent But you, you are mostly succulent Yummy, beefy and meaty, Succulent and juicy too, Are the qualities of you You find so many people are goosy But you, you are mostly juicy
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The fuck you reblogging this for, it’s personal.