Shakespeare With a Strap-On

Batteries

People of any body type, and especially fat people, are allowed to love food and openly talk about how great it is, there is nothing wrong with that and you have no right to shame them for finding joy in food

i don't actually give a fuck whether fatness is an indicator of health because health shouldn't indicate a moral high ground. being healthy isn't some pinnacle of human achievement, it's not morally superior. and being unhealthy isn't a moral failing and shouldn't mean you're less worthy of kindness, justice, and a good life. signed, a chronically ill person who will never be "healthy" at any weight.

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to

Girl help they’re playing music that was popular when I was in high school but it’s the oldies station

When the Classic Rock station at work plays Zeppelin, Evanescence, Bowie, and Linkin Park in that exact order….

What do you mean Spice Girls’ Wannabe is considered an oldie?!

GIRL HELP ME.

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

this is surprisingly useful actually

stop wasting space and add another

tres ibuprofenitos

¿En este economía?

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

I wasnt tagged (rude lol /j /pos) but i want to so!

ANYWAY

@keruukat @bearbonespdf @agentldiddy @hastalavistabyebye

@goblinofthelaboratory

wasn’t tagged but I wanna do it

1. mythology

2. wings of fire

3. stars and space

4. how im not a vampire

5. pirates

@peapodsinspace @ollies-moving-castle

Wasn't tagged either but eh this is fun methinks

As for tags? Well, it's open for anybody. No pressure for any ping people either @lynxfrost13 @bi-pan-whiteout @astronic-fr @kratt09 @whymori @drippywing @floofery

@siam-breeze @evanostic @hybridcrows @maryalezoo

WUUUUU I LIKE THIS ONE!!

1. Oc Lore!!! Especially if it's the ones I use with my friend's universes.

2. Animal facts, behaviour and symbolism.

3.Cyber security procedures and threats (literally just did that with a friend 💀💀).

4.MY MEDIA HYPERFIXATIONS!! mostly games and cartoons (Pokemon, Amphibia, Steven Universe, Murder Drones, Rpgs like Persona and Omori, MEGAMIND AND CARS!!!)

4. I do talk about religion, sociology and philosophy extensively I just don't do it often hahahha.

@mistress-of-malevolence @ria-the-creator @exotic-dinostuff @bia-lou and anyone who wants to ^.^. no pressure tags.

Wasn't tagged either but screw it! ✨

1 - Videogame Lore: specially TF2, Tomb Raider, Stardew Valley, The Sims, Fallout, etc

2 - Disability Advocacy and reasonable accomodations/adjustments

3 - Victorian society and it's many troubles regarding health, fashion, child labour, etc

4 - My favourite conspiracy theories, what they actually are and how the information got distorted (I think it's funny as hell)

5 - VOICE ACTING 💖

I'm no-pressure tagging @pallychan, @amtrax, @compo67, @hubrisisterminal and @demilypyro (don't do it if you don't want to, is all good 😊)

Thank you for the tag @sunnysilvavo!

Let's see... 5 things I can talk about for an hour without prepping any material...

No pressure tagging @auntieshakespeare @ihavepointysticks @transgnccollab @futuristicenthusiastlight @asongfortheunloved @supernaturalkitten

Oh god my answers are so embarrassing but

1. Charmed (90s version)

2. Supernatural

3. Early childhood education

4. The American education system and how it's being set up deliberately to fail

5. Musical theatre

i used to be a swords kinda guy but then i realized you can easily defeat even the most prestigious swordsman with just basic polearm training

We've been over this, swords are a sidearm

sooooooooo true 👍

average polearm cockiness smh

sorry. cant hear you from across the distance of my ranged melee weapon

Perfect illustration of how additive color (light) works.

May i add this to your thesis

Not to mention

The ever-classic

source / em berry

this is insane

Every part of this car sounds like this project we did in 6th grade to design a car. And this company's cars already has a kill count.

my son Otto Mobile who has every disease

telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

"why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke.

i, too, simply cannot resist the charm of these gay catholic dogs by @canisalbus