Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

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Personal growth isn’t about becoming a different person, it’s about fundamentally changing how you interact with who you already are.

If you try to jump off a bridge in breath of the wild while a NPC is nearby, he will plead you not to jump.

i cant ever find her…..but she always seems to find me

mood swing: passes

me: ……….. what the FUCK was that