rest in peace queen darla :(

DARLA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alright lads you know the drill. Reblog this with how many of these artists you've heard of.

I got 24 which is an improvement from last year. 25 if you count the Chicago Philharmonic.

PASTA HAS THE 7TH MOST GOALS IN BRUINS HISTORY

Tiny little boy

So, how are the Bruins doing this year?

How are the Bruins doing this year? I don’t know. I literally have no idea. We have the most overtime losses in the league by a mile. We're also second in the league standings as of March 5th. We can’t break the puck out for shit. We miss Bergeron. Pasta's on pace for another 50 goal, 100 point season. Our team is a Frankenstein’s monster of 60 goal-scorers, elite goaltending, NHL journeymen, and a constant rotation of AHLers. Our coach is playing musical chairs with our lines every single shift. Last night Pavel Zacha centered Morgan Geekie and David Pastrnak. Brad Marchand is our captain. Charlie Coyle is our 1C. Half of our elite goalie tandem went to the All-Star game in February and it wasn’t even the half that won the Vezina Trophy last year. Kevin Shattenkirk has 5 times more goals than Hampus Lindholm. If you look at the standings, we’ve been a top 5 team in the league all year. We didn't lose a game in regulation until November to start the season. The numbers would suggest we’re a playoff contender but we’re all wary and terrified.

We won almost 80% of the regular season games we played last year and Bruins fans have suffered permanent psychological damage as a result of it. We no longer possess the ability to watch and evaluate the team’s success over 82 games without succumbing to histrionics. Saturday matinee against a mid team? It’s never been more over. But hold on, did someone say 7PM Tuesday night game against a Cup contender? Someone call the We’re Back Department, we need to file a claim.

Are we frauds, are we getting bailed out by our goalies, are we a product of a good system, are we a talented roster, are we lucky, are we unlucky, is it over, are we back, are we OT loss merchants, are we in a weak conference, are we all of those things, are we none of those things? I have no idea.

Experience Bruins hockey, baby!

this but about a new hockey player.

swayman/ullmark hug my beloved

JEREMY SWAYMAN Bruins vs. Canucks - 2.24.2024

I refuse to learn which hole is which on a goalie. I know 5 hole and that's it. Don't tell me to google "goalie holes" bc no google searches including the word "holes" will ever give you actual answers.