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Juah Toe

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We can talk about that goddamn shitty movie Maleficent till the cows come home, go on and on about how stupid it is to make such a simply evil but awesome villain the martyr for no goddamn reason.

But you know what I want?

I want a spinoff of the Beauty and the Beast about the one who cursed Adam (the beast,) the Enchantress.

Because this bitch

This fucking bitch, is possibly as evil, maybe even more evil and sadistic than Maleficent.

The Enchantress cursed the prince because he failed a test, he was unkind to her because she presented herself as an ugly old hag. She turned him into a werewolf minotaur hybrid (fucking cool I’ll give her that,) because he was rude to her and didn’t want her rose.

So she cursed him, along with every single one of his servants. What did his servants have to do with any of this? Why are they being punished?

Not only that, but this stood out to me when I watched the movie again. When the spell is broken, all of the monstrous statues and art pieces transform into graceful, beautiful ones, I’m assuming that’s what they looked like before.

So this enchantress not only cursed him and his servants (oh and his fucking DOG DID I MENTION THAT) she took away every beautiful thing he had, replacing them with things like goblins, dragons, ghouls and other monsters, just to remind him what he was and what she had done to him, and he would have to look at them every single day.

I’m going to rightfully assume she provided the magic mirror as well, all of the magic in the movie stems from her, the mirror most likely came from her. His only window to the outside world is a handheld mirror, so he can fucking look at himself.

But you know what the kicker is?

If we take these two lines into consideration

“The rose, which was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year” ~Narrator

“Ten years we’ve been rusting…” ~ Lumiere

We can reasonably deduce that the Enchantress cursed the prince when he was eleven years old.

I want this filthy green bitch publicly exposed.

Not only did she curse an 11 year old, she cursed an 11 year old PRINCE in the middle of a dark night who refused a stranger shelter because, get this, I’m 20 and if some weird old lady showed up at my door in the middle of he night and was like Yo Can I Sleep Here i would probably just close and lock my door because!!!!

Who is she!!!! I don’t know her!!!! What if she tried to kill me or stole everything!!

This boy is a prince living in a palace of luxury and he was probably given the “don’t talk to strangers” talk by his (dead??) royal parents!! Or at least Mrs. Potts!! He was probably like this lady’s gonna steal our silverware and candle sticks in the middle of the night and all she’s giving me is a rose that was probably picked from our own garden?? Bye lady.

wait then how old was chip? was he a baby when this curse happened? was there a little teeny tiny doll sized cup running around behind Mrs. Potts? Did a coffee mug give Mrs. Potts that porcelain stroke? What’s REALLY the truth???

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sourcedumal

LMFAOOO for real.

YOOOOO

Did a coffee mug give Mrs. Potts that porcelain stroke? 

OMG I’M DEAD

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we as black men have to do a better job at supporting our black women.

too often black women are complaining about us. 

Yes Sir! ✊

They say the fear we feel walking by police is the fear they feel walking by us. Broke my heart. We gotta do better.

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kingzncrooks

We got to learn to be more productive and supportive on issues that touch on them directly.

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blakeobk

This the first time I drew a girl with high waisted pants 😌😌😌😌🙏

Omg why is this me 😩😩😩

LOVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wtffff YALLL are so kinddddd thank you 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

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blakeobk

I have a manga I’ve been really trying to get done called 4strikes! My friend Daniel Williams has been helping with the story development and editing of pages. We’ve really been working hard on it! I’ve recently moved so I don’t have my equipment to finish the manga. I started a gofundme account for a laptop and scanner to be able to complete it! Anything you can do would help me, wether it’s just checking out my art and the manga or even sharing this post. Even if you wanna donate to the fund that be great too. But really I just want ppl to know the manga is going on. PLEASE IF YOU SEE THIS, SIGNAL BOOST! IT WILL HELP ME MORE THAN ANYTHING. http://www.gofundme.com/BlakesMangaStudio IS THE LINK TO MY GO FUND ME.

meleak4strikes IS THE TUMBLR FOR THE MANGA, ITS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

PLEASE SHARE THANK YOU -Blake

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Ruins (2015)Carlos Martiel

I lay in the fetal position naked on the floor of the gallery, two Caucasian men covered me with rocks until my body became invisible.

is this art? If so, I don’t get it

Well you’re white so I’m not surprised

^

Show them. 

Ugh me

And people just looked no one offered to help.

To cover me or emancipate me No one asked if I was ok

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