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Sneak peek at some of the art I'm doing for Cosmic Mirror Games' Confluence. A TTRPG that has people of completely different universes and ways of life, being pushed together by an unthinking force and focuses on how the players want to use and explore this confluence of events! These are a few of our test player characters (can you guess which one is mine <3) Come follow us on twitter for updates!
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
You meet a tipsy mouse at a party and she's laughing too hard at your jokes... Maybe she thinks you're cute....?
Good News: After a year of chasing around Oculus support, they finally just fully replaced my Rift 2 headset. I now have a method of movement that is engaging and fun once more.
Bad news: between the hormones, the depression, and the lack of exercise in general, I am very out of shape. I woke up in PAIN.
faggy girls
chases you around the cathedral with an executioner’s axe but we’re both giggling and laughing and frolicking then I GET you
[I resurrect after a few seconds and we immediately go back to giggling and chortling and chasing]
she's a 10 but she wants to stab me so that makes her an 11
Shaved my head today
@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post
“based on your likes”
i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD
STOP
look at my head boy
Did not expect to cry when my friend said he wanted to show me Space Dandy, but fuck if a particular episode didn't have me sobbing uncontrollably...
I’m A Lesbiab
Lesbiam
Less Bien
Girls
it’s okay take ur time
have y’all seen the update? (x)
You will never be a mad scientist like the motherfuckers at r/macarons
Luckily this lady is just a pastry chef and not building death rays
The base Macaron is in itself a very technical task, and they're notorious for being difficult to bake. Lots of things can go wrong: your merengue can be the wrong texture, the merengue can refuse to foam up at all from trace oils in the bowl, the ingredients love to misbehave if they're not measured precisely, a shell can refuse to form or dry cracked, the oven can have weird drafts that make the cookies sag, your flavor ingredients can mess up the recipe, you can break the shell trying to release them from the tray, and so on. It's almost stupid hard to get consistently viable macarons, and these people practice a lot to get to this point.
Not to be deterred from the already difficult task of creating good macarons, these people are making experimental flavors, irregular shapes, complex designs, even handpainting designs with foodsafe watercolors. Sometimes for free.
I'm glad this kind of technical skill and dedication is put towards delicious cookies, because if these people were into making bioweapons or something instead, we'd all be so fucked
i hate paying $60 for gas i hate that my friends are moving away because they keep getting priced out of apartments they've lived in for years i hate that there are only ever 6 houses for sale in my city and i couldn't dream of affording any of them i hate that the number of familiar faces at the food bank keeps rising i hate that my mom was billed $150 for the 30 seconds the doctor spent asking if she was pregnant when she went in for her hysterectomy i hate that in the last 10 years the summers here have become fearful things for threat of fire i hate that we can find billions of dollars for a proxy war but not a cent for the mouths bodies roads culture art people at home the old world is dying the new world struggles to be born and all i can do is gather the people around me as we huddle together against the violent and ever-increasing contractions
Making 秋梨膏/Autumn Pear Paste according to olden methods.
English added by me :)
秋梨膏 Qiuli Gao, also known as 雪梨膏 Xueli Gao, is a traditional medicinal diet. According to legend, it began in the Tang Dynasty.
Autumn pear paste used to be a special medicine used the court, and it was not spread among the people until it was passed out of the court by an imperial doctor in the Qing Dynasty. Because it has been prepared with autumn pears in the suburbs of Beijing and sold in the capital, it had become known as a traditional Beijing specialty.
Autumn pear paste moistens the lungs and relieves cough. It is used for cough and asthma, fullness of chest and diaphragm, dry mouth and throat, irritability and hoarseness due to yin deficiency and lung heat. It is especially good for those who suffer from lung heat and cough for a long time.
Trying to convince my dumbass brain that if I actually exercised I'd see the body I want and the changes from hormones in a better light...
They need a bigger machine lol
