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let's make this beautiful

@garfieldesexmusic / garfieldesexmusic.tumblr.com

I bet this blog sucks a little more than your blog. "But remember the beginning of the story when I said I was the underdog? No? Me neither."
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ariml
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a Forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence Impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
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brains of the signs

Aries: remember that one SpongeBob episode where everything was burning in his brain? x100000000
Taurus: FUCK OFF HEART YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY OF-- *heart assumes rights as ruler of their human host* okay now you can go and make a creepy shrine for ur crush that we've both been wanting
Gemini: ???????meme????????
Cancer: human wtf don't make me come out there and personally slap u
Leo: every bad pickup line ever on repeat
Virgo: Oh and then later in that SpongeBob episode where he's just lifeless after everything is burnt
Libra: always a song there and they can't get it out it's like they randomly burst into son--OOOH I THINK THAT I FOUND MYSELF A CHEEERLEEEEAAADDDDERRRR
Scorpio: fuck :) everything :)
Sagittarius: conflict between BRAIN NO and BRAIN YESSS
Capricorn: *trying to evilly laugh but chokes and then proceeds to cough violently for all eternity*
Aquarius: tumblr's shitposts
Pisces: oh. It's midnight. Time to relive every memory I've been trying to push down for the last million years.
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greelin

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

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the signs as encouraging words from my father

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