Wednesday Addams + Outfits “Whoa… You’re in black and white. Like a living Instagram filter.”

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warrior nun as textposts (from my “me” tag) part 5/?

LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS:

WOODWORKING skills

COOKING skills

TRACKING skills

FORAGING SKILLS??!

GUYS????? argyle needs to and will hopefully become an integral, ESSENTIAL member of the big kids gang. he knows so much and this is only addressing his survival skills

in THIS HOUSE, we love argyle!!!

Enid: *looks under bed* “I know they are here. I just ate some last night. What the hell dude. This is so frustrating!”

Wednesday: *continues to work on novel*

Enid: “Wednesday, do you know where I put my hot cheetos at?”

Wednesday: “I have no idea where your addictive highly processed cheetos are.”

Enid: “Oh whatever! I made you try one last night and you loved it.” *starts walking over to Wednesdays side of the room*

Wednesday: *starts to quietly panic* “Actually, now that I think about it I do remember seeing Yoko eating some cheetos earlier and going on about “sharing is caring.” I’d start your inquisition with her.”

Enid: “the fuck! We are getting a lock for our room! I’m so tired of these bitches getting into my snacks. I’m going to see yoko right now.”

Wednesday: “Go get her. Make her pay.”

*Enid storms out the room*

Wednesday: *sighs in relief* “Thing! Help me remove this flamin hot seasoning from hell off my fingers! I have washed my hands twice now but it seems the red dye has now seeped into my skin.”

Thing: *taps* “If you stopped eating Enids snacks and then blaming her friends then maybe this wouldn’t happen!”

Wednesday screenshots 🖌️🐺

The Nightshades decided to have a sleepover…

Enid: Goodnight!

Xavier: Sleep tight.

Wednesday: Don’t let the disappointed ghosts of our forefathers choke the life out of you while you’re unconscious and vulnerable.

Yoko:

Ajax:

Divina:

Bianca: Great, now Kent’s crying.

(x)

Reblogging because you never know who might need to read this, right now. 

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS + gay text posts

Okay, let's talk about /the hug/.

I've seen everyone saying how Wednesday hugged Enid back when she saw her crying, but imo, it wasn't just that.

Now, lets recap:

Enid is the epitome of "soft" on Wednesday's eyes. The scaredy cat that isn't able to listen to her murder theories without passing out, the one who can't wolf out and whose only proof of being a werewolf is having rainbow colored claws. So yeah, THAT same Enid that gets scared of anything remotely creepy literally jumped a Hyde, just to save her. The same Hyde that has a rep for gutting and maiming half of the population in Jericho.

So, imagine seeing that soft, sweet Enid, completely covered in blood and with her face scratched open, running to hug her. As if her only priority was making sure Wednesday was okay.

When Wednesday pushes her off, she /sees/ her bloody face that will remain permanently scarred and all she founds there is relief.

The only reason Enid didn't die was because Sheriff Galpin distracted his son shooting him, giving her an opening to push him back. That girl put her life on the line for Wednesday without even thinking it twice, because in her words "You don't have to ask. Thats what friends do."

Those. Are not just friends. Those are best friends for life.

How To Show Affection by Wednesday Addams

+bonus:

Wednesday + wlw representation 

Bonus:

Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature   ✌️

Look I don't care what you ship, but you can't tell me that Enid wasn't queercoded. The girl was literally almost sent to a conversion camp.