Goats Milk

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

"someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts" or maybe i'm in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i'm not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.

also like... something something, being afraid of healing because you're afraid of letting go of the stability of misery, letting go of the narrative you made up to feel worthy of attention, letting go of your "sympathy cred," this narrative has probably killed a few ppl.

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

i do want to live like them like so bad

men join bands in order to access socially acceptable situations to be homoerotic in

Wet Beast Wednesday

you gross nasty freak wanna hangout

eurovision is going down in my city and the amount of cops they’re bringing out for this is crazy. the municipality has also been ripping down stickers/posters that are anti eurovision/pro palestine. they’ve even gone as far as to paint over graffiti that was painted on a LEGAL WALL!!! all of this so a genocidal state can perform mediocre music at an even more mediocre event. this shit is beyond parody!

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

I mean. Just devastating 😭

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

If you are physically able to do something for a short time, but it really hurts you, you should not be expected to do that thing.

Living with chronic pain is hard enough, I'm done hurting myself so that others don't have to think about accommodating my disability.

truly no greater description of this show for me than this