Stars at the opening night of Mean Girls on Broadway
The First Televised Christmas Broadcast, 1957
I very much hope that this new medium will make my Christmas message more personal and direct. It is inevitable that I should seem a rather remote figure to many of you, a successor to the kings and queens of history, someone whose face may be familiar in newspapers and films but who never really touches your personal lives. But now, at least for a few minutes, I welcome you into the peace of my own home. That it is possible for some of you to see me today is just another example of the speed at which things are changing all around us. I would like to read a few lines from Pilgrim’s Progress. “And though, with great difficulty, I am got hither, yet now I do repent me of all the trouble I have been at to arrive where I am. My sword I give to him that shall succeed me in my pilgrimage and my courage and skill to him that can get it. My marks and scars I carry with me to be a witness for me that I have fought his battles who now will be my rewarder.”
me: idk jeff…i thought i really kinned with him you know…
jeff goldblum: sure i do. but sometimes we dont kin with a person, we kin with the, a, a, a, idea of a person. now think hard: did you kin with him, or did you just project? (pats me on the back with an unopened tootsie roll as i burst into tears)
Look back to alcohol prohibition if you want to see where criminalization inevitably leads
Old promo pic from Sunny
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]
Is that seth everman
Shane and Corporal Wojtek icons
ryan bergara, is that you?
Consider this: Gwendoline Christie playing the romantic lead in a Jane Austen adaptation, or indeed any period piece. Nothing else changes. Nobody draws attention to the fact she’s a woman. It’s just two solid hours of Gwendoline Christie on a horse and wearing a suit and sweeping maidens off their feet
SIGN ME THE
F U C K
U P
THIS IS THE ONLY JANE AUSTEN ADAPTATION I’VE EVER WANTED
Somebody finally put this into words
This is the most real and relatable thing… Wow.
What a wonderful summation of exactly how I feel.
ME AF
Positively Glittered
Ben Wyatt: A Summary