Grouper - Ruins have you evver been really conplentativve and looking out your big rain   window   when its fog and you msis gramma lucy And you look at the pianno and think gosh i wish gooper was here to make rain    music to make us all look at the winddow Some times the gooper comes makes a very soft   crying note on the delay petal and then you look at all the men youve ever   knnown in your big mind that arent there any more. and say gosh  i miss them and gooper helps me : ( so if you want to listen to gooper better you better be in the rain or at the urpin outfitter and have nice shoes and be a nice big boy 10 out of 10 CRYING STARRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jarred

Whirr - Sway Low  is the louddest band in the world and they dont have a drummer.   low had an album called croisssants hit the cats and they inventted the delay pedal. so whirr desided "lets rip them off!" wow good going wharl! Just beccause low had grate ideas dosant mean you can sound just like them and have a girl in it i mean my gosh is this the low or the whirl whirr desided "lets do that and pretend we created the delay the crisonts So heres a crash cource if you ever get confoosed as to whose low and whose not the low reddy? This is    low Low

NOT LOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Low NOT LOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the low BEWARE OF IMMITATERS THERES ONLY ONE     LOWNICK BASKET THINKS HES THAT ONE BUT HES NOT EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 stars low

-jarred and low

Jarred inverstigates chesley woof's big day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice men it's jarred well every one knows their favorite rock singer ever crunchy wolf loves to sing songs for big boys and be scarey and grate and live in a grate cave on tumbler i'll tell you what but she desided to go out and run some arrands and keep it cool ;) lets see what chelseys up to its been a big while!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets see what chelly did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chelsea

Nice! the big grate man gave crunchy a cartoon at the store! ok whats next

When chesle is bored she likes to hang out with her big frends melissa nibbler and clovin hoof to talk about to be scarier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grate!

Hole mole its chelseys soccer team the SF tumblers smile every body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They dont have any colors in the  picture so its more art

dont be shy cheltsy its okay the sf tumblers will win so just belief in your self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont be shy either melissa nibbler its ok but this is crunchy's slide show ok? youll get your own

CRUNCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is NOT grate to do you better go dig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha its ok i'm just grate and happy you had such a grate day with covin hoof and king man and sun bather and all the art people in the big world Nice Melissa nibbler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jarred

Burial Hex - The Hierophant Holy cow grampa clay Well you raelly did a number when you took that grate cow and told it what for when you were makin the ham bugers for me and peter and uncle jim you zaped the cow with ur power elecrtonics to make it go night night So it makes it really important and you had ur special spray on it so the hand made birds wont peck at it and eat it i'll tell you what get your butt over here and try grampa clays new hiro phant A-one sauce hole mole its really makin your tongue get its butt over here cause its rally hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heres how grampa clay makes his big boy sauce for the men 1. give it a really sad pianno 2. give gerald and peter a holler 3. yell like you stubed your toe on the barba cue that one time uncle clay 4. be loud for the men so they cry 5. get your butt over here So grampa clay's sauce one the big hot suace contest (nice!) and all the men cheered and through roses at him and he got to marry farmer con at a big wedding so they can both yell alot so thats really grate grampa clay 10/10 stars farmer con!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gerald

Hollow Sunshine - Cold Truth

Dang thats a lot of smoke in the winder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Lead singer of godfish who is a grate trout fisher il tell you what thigns got a little hairy when godfish darn almost burn down the cabin for making a fresh trout jamboree!!!!!!!!!!!!! my goodness uncle justin So things got a little harry i'll tell you what we boys were sure coffin better call the fire men but what happenes next you dont believe, its the BOATANIST IN DISGIUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So then were coffin and chokin and the boatanist is stealin all the trout sneakin around but  then what happens you dont believe Jerry mcccory came in a big fire hat and a dalmashun and saved the big day and through a fiddle to dis tract the boatanist then he gave all the trout back to the boys grate job jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 stars boatinisst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- jerry

ATTENSHIN WHIRL AND NOTHING!!!!!!! TIME TO PROVE YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whirl and nothing haven’t been getting there work done there just been pushing a delay pedal and being in a big car and hurting gramma lucy nice try boys get your butt over here i think what you shoe gaze troubel makers need is a good ol fashened YARD WORK CONNTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so heres the rulles Whirr and nothig have to get as much yard work done as they can to prove there big strong boys that can help there grammas and be nice and grate workers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here s what these boys have to do by tues day to win the contest 1. get all the leafs 2. the chicken has to come in 3. they better go dig 4. give jarred and pettey a holler 5. water gramma lucys garden that she gave to uncle jim has now  6. paint angry picsure of gorge 3 on the fence to scare the boatanaist!!! 7. clean Jerry mccorys muddy foot prints off the tile gosh jerry get a grip 8. Mow gramma lucy lawn  9. Cook a   emormous chicken tid bit tarnish dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10. you can take the brake now il tell you what 11. Get all the leafs  12. pick out a grate dress for melissa nablers big day 13. Wash all of jarred and peteys long  jons they are dirty  If you dont get your chores done you have to go dig if  you get all of them  done  with a good additude then you can come to calvin sheilds birthday on tues day where only the big shoe gaze boys are aloud to play!!!!!!! ok???????? When your done with all your work whirl and nothign have to tell us and PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON YOUR MARK GET STEADY GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pharmakon - Bestial Burden

Nice jarred here and you better get your butt over here theres a new cd-rom from new York where gramma lucy and grampa used to live when we had our old house and     the rooster so pay atention or you better go dig boy Get your butt over here right now Farmer Con was always nice to you and your sister when she gave you milk from the     chickens and you had to wake up at the crack of dawn boy so you better hear her singing she made it all nice for you be resepctful boy i hard she was in the singign pageant over at gramma and grampas what did you do boy? Did you  get yoru pitch fork and colect the sacred bones for your sister cause you don't listen to pitch fork you don't eat boy and then you better go dig we have motuhs to feed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 stars grate job noise farmer -jarred

Botanist - VI: Flora

hey underground men!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry me and jarred have been busy after gramma lucy died are uncle jim had to send us to boys camp because grammy lucy couldnt take care of us from heavin and goerge 3 was away on his honey   moon

Camp was hard because we had to dig alot and couldint here the new farmerkon cd but we learned alot and important lessions il tell you what!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so the boatanist was trying to eat all the corn and scare the other camp boys and steal uncle jims big boy juice not funny boatanist get yoru butt over here or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!or else you dont here the new king dude roundup jamboree is what else!!!!!

il what you what

heres a warning for if you see the botanist in youre field 

1) grab your biggest shuvle and biggest buckle dinner is at 6 and the botantist is hungry

2) give me and jerrald a holler 

3) the boatinists favorite food is chicken tid bit tarnish so maybe try and trick him by setting a trap

go dig a hole and just put the whole chicken in there il tell you what

4) you better go dig!!!!!!!!!!

5) if that dosnt work you can put on the new mellissa nibbler solo fiddler cd and make him sleepy that always cheers him up ;)

10/10 stars botinist i hope your tummy is full!!!!!!!!!!!!

- petey 

Black Monolith - Passenger

so jerry mccory and his best frend nick basket always have play dates wheir they play bionicles and share there delay pedals hahah so fun and but what happens next you wont believe Jerry wanted to get apple jiuce out of the fridge but it was too high up and he knocked it all over his The Smithes shirt oh no what a big mess so nicks mome gave jerry nick's clothes from his big brother  had when he was jerrys age thanks mrs basket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and wa la they fit over his legs and tumy just right what a grate boy    

with hand me down d  beat jeans and gorge's old gloves he got from the big store and a big  black shirt they decided to make a      new song with there instroments with there frend nate mortis drawing a cartoon for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now jerry   is SO happy that he called      gorge to talk about his new out fit and his big boy song!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 stars mrs basket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-jarred

Merchandise / Milk Music / Destruction Unit - USA '13

wow so many grate boys on one cd-rom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here are some use full  facts to learn on how these boys keep it cool ;)

merchandise man carson daly stole jes areluis from destucting unit hair gel so that he could empress farmakon and take her to the scool winter formal but then nick zappa found out and challenged him to a battle of the bnads and dumped a fuzze pedal on his head hahahah 

nick zappa 

nick nappa is grate And always wears cool t shirts and loves to snuggle 

when these boys arnt  at battle of the band they our out solving mysterys like why dide cheslee wolf grow hair under the moon hahah or what is your favorit thing to do on sun days when your mom is at bible stody and she left the computer on so you coild read pinch fork and watch you tube  videos on youtube of all your singing bands at the SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!

after a egausting day of looking for clues they heard there tummie was rumbleing and  wrent back the ascetic house for dinner where jes areluis cooked up a duel reverb soaked chedder bake meat lovers pizz a  just the way gramma lucy taght us boy those were the days!!!!!!!!!

i miss gramma lucy :(

10/10   stars mystery men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-petey 

Some Ember - s/t

Dolan and nina are funny green alliens with matching hare who crashed on gramma lucys lawn from the korg galaxy when she was still with us and smoked funny plants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now nolan is a funny rock and roll clown from the 60s when he wants to go on book and vegan to talk about his new xylophone song with his big sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dylan and nolan came to my junior high   at recess when they had chicken nugget tues day and they told us about the old times when you button your shirt all the way up and your hair cut, and then they told the pinciple to get real Now at night  when me and petey have bad dreams   and we run to sleep in dina and nolans room they put on a nice sun bather cd-rom and give us warm milk and were tuckered out and the dreaming man tells us all night night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at that mr. and mrs alien you got 10/10 stars!!!!!!!!!!!!! -jarred and petey

Jex Thoth - Blood Moon Rise

Gramma lucy used to get her braide caught in ye olde doom fiddle

Gramma lucy taught jex tote how to braide hair so that it didnt get stuck in the doom pedal

Grammy lucy teach men how to play flute so that murcury wasnt in gatorade

Gramma lucy is dead and i am sad

10/10 stars jessica tooth -jarred and petey

NNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOLF IN THE THRONE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know men this is a lot for a boy to handle at are age We just lost gramma lucy then whirl even though we had a fight on the puter When you take away sootek hexen i don't know how we handle it but this is the last straw wolf in the phone book was my favorit singing band even though they tried to eat gramma lucy when she was with us and they were in there tree minding there own business. They were watching there favorite movie The emperors new groove on blue ray When there incense they use to be importent made there tree house burn down and they almost made it out fine but it was too late!!!!!!!!!!! So me and petey went to the big forest and jerry mccory said a few words and they barried the wolfs in a nature coufin

I'm gonna miss the wolfs a lot i hope gramma lucy is feeding them rice and beans in heavan

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