くたばれ

I am ageless. I am an infant swaddled in the arms of a single mother, squinting into the bright sunlight for the first time. I am a wizened crone, standing alone at the mossy tombstone of my beloved husband who never returned from the war. I am the most primal form of life, born of the waves that crashed on the prehistoric shores. I am an ethereal being, transcending space and time. I am eternal. 

(in all seriousness though, I turned 17 at the end of May)