The Frog Boy

Bubbly Baryonyx boy

benthic angel

was writing about lake sturgeon for a class assignment and showed one of my friends what i'd written.. he then sent part of it back to me with line breaks to turn it into a poem! i just had to draw something for it :]

poem text under the readmore:

Phenomenal.

Rain frogs (by Hana Lion)

They’re back

you dont have swag like me

adhd moment

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh

i made it

Archetypal mad scientist who is an Ecologist and her evil plan is always something like put Baikal seals in the Great Lakes

she has an evil sidekick that provides her with ideas like "What if we created a powerful new form of Kudzu, called Kudzu with a Gun"

honestly I have a whole ongoing list in my head of things I would do as an evil ecologist including

i have that streak of mad scientist hubris in me that looks at the warnings of the past (bradford pears, kudzu, wintercreeper) and yet thinks "I can do better than all of those fools blinded by their refusal to see something greater...I can put tree ferns in Kentucky"

I think texas would benefit from a few spotted hyenas while we're at it

i'm also going to breed armadillos to be bigger and bigger sizes until we create a new Glyptodon if that's okay with everyone

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

nobody goes to the time bean except tourists tbh

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11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.

11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:38 - Realised watch was broken.