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Baby, the Impala.

@gunsknivesandplaid / gunsknivesandplaid.tumblr.com

Welcome to the madness. I'm not sure of anything anymore. #brittanydidthis I'm a mess. 31 yo In Texas of all places. AO3 gunsknivesandplaid
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Saw a tweet that said "Today at work I was @ drive thru & the man @ the window wanted to pay for the woman behind him & he said "tell her I think she's hot" so she pulls in next and I tell her and she rolls her eyes, smiles & says "that's my husband" and if that's not relationship goals idk what is" and couldn't stop myself.

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There is no worse feeling than knowing that your entire life is depended upon medication. A list of medications that you know, without a doubt, would render your life meaningless or simply gone if not taken

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it is rotten work. but i love you purposely and ardently, so i’ll do it anyway. it’s rotten work because i don’t like to see you hurt. so stain these hands, i can wash them clean. i will wash them clean so you can stain them again. tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. because i chose to love you. rotten parts and all.

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I like the fics in which Steve gets handsy and cuddly when he gets high. However, I like the idea that he's one of those guys who gets very tactile sensitive with pot and all of that is not just emotional seeking but tactile sensory seeking.

Steve and Eddie get high to relax and Eddie picks up on it without realizing it. Eddie is a handsy guy when relaxed enough with someone.

It starts small. Getting rowdy watching TV has Steve's leg up on Eddie's lap and his hand just rest there, thumb moving back and forth just a bit. An arm over the shoulder plays with Steve's hair. It's all so slow building and platonic that they both just have reached puppy pile level and even when they aren't high they are always touching, albeit not as much.

Until one day Steve is on a date that starts getting physical and it feels off. He finds himself wishing she'd touch him like Eddie does, the way that makes him relax. The date ends early, Steve is up all night thinking about it, then talking about it with Robin.

Finally he goes to see Eddie, and puts on 'the moves'TM.

"Stevie, are you putting the moves on me?" Eddie laughs, not really believing what's happening.

"Yeah, is it working?"

"I..."

Steve touches Eddies face softly.

"Yeah, yeah I think you're doing good... with ah that, this, um. Yes."

Eddie is flustered but smiles. Steve smiles.

"Good" Steve says and kisses Eddie.

The next time they get high they make out and figure out Steve gets extra tactile sensitive in other fun ways.

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zerozerozio

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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poopyboiman

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

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bacony-cakes

please bother me with questions and statements

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thinking about married teacher steve and rockstar eddie.

  • steve’s students like to poke fun at him for “not being cool” or “trying to be cool”, and steve just feeds into it and plays up his cluelessness to modern things and what’s “hip” nowadays. he always just tells them they have no idea, and they’re gonna eat their words one day when they see how cool he really is, but all the kids just laugh and think he’s being sarcastic.
  • one day a group in his class is talking about the popular rock music star eddie munson, about his music and how much they love him, and steve joins in, asking them about eddie and what kind of music he makes and so on. he says something like “oh yeah, i think i know munson. yeah he’s cool, makes good stuff” and the kids are like “as if you know eddie munson, mr h, there is no way”. steve just chuckles and says “if you say so”
  • meanwhile eddie EATS EACH STORY UP when steve comes home with a something new to tell him all about what his kids were saying to him today
  • honourable mention but eddie also is WEAK for steve’s teacher outfits, the button ups, the vests, when he wears a tie WITH his glasses consider eddie a dead man.
  • on the last day of class for the year steve has given his class almost a free period of sorts to just chat and muck about being that it’s so close to vacation and all, and ofc the topic of steve’s uncoolness comes up again, and he’s just all laughs and smiles not even trying to fight back while they poke harmless fun at him, just looking smug as shit knowing these kids are in for a treat.
  • the bell goes and they all start to pack up their things to leave, and steve calls out to get their attention, remember the homework, stay safe, have a good break and all that, but THEN who else walks through the classroom door but eddie. munson. heading straight towards steve telling him “hey babe, ready to go?”
  • “yep, just let me grab my stuff” steve says back, and the class is stunned silent. eddie walks over to steve’s desk and puts a hand on his back as steve is leaning over it putting books and pages into his bag, “you guys are all free to go” he looks up to the class, smug as ever.
  • as he and eddie head towards the door, steve stops and turns around back to his class one last time, whisper shouting over his shoulder “who’s cool now?”
  • eddie is laughing infront of him as they walk out together, listening to the classroom they’d just left erupt into chaos.
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amanda-fior

For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

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Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

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But I wont. 

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homunyas
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WLWMEME: 2/8 wlwoc ♡ hen wilson (911)

When you look at me, what do you see? A woman? A black woman? A lesbian? Good. 'Cause I'm all of those things. And I don't expect you to love me. I don't even ask you to like me. All I ask is that when you look at me, see me. See me the way I see you, as a proud member of this department. One of the rare few that chooses to spend their lives in service of those who are hurt and those who need to be saved. And one other thing. If any of you have a problem with me being here, I suggest you ask for a transfer. 'Cause I'm not going anywhere.
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ziorite

911 season 2 episode 4 really saw the brewing tension between buck and eddie and said “all in.” with an absolutely devious gleam in the eye

exhibit a: your honor, that’s flirting. that’s fucking flirting.

have some self respect please buck the pole is not a prop for you to drape yourself over like a victorian woman on a fainting couch while u flirt with ur new bro by being really sweet and nice to his kid

maddie, firmly shoving aside everyone else to install herself at the top of my favorite characters list, giving a voice to us all 🫡

and this is eddie looking like he’s about to jump buck for introducing him to a baby sitter. hottest thing a man can do. (also i love carla so much her energy is immaculate and she simply radiates warmth)

in conclusion, the tension between these two is absolutely boiling and i need them to kiss nasty about it :))

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lakevida

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

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Wayne Munson helping a wolf out of a bear trap, only for said wolf to start bringing him deer and rabbits and sometimes weirdly cash? And none of the raccoons have been digging round his trash like they usually do…

He gets a knock on the door one day and it’s his old buddy Jim Hopper with that Harrington kid standing sheepishly behind him, with his arm wrapped up in bandages and a long cut running through his brow. Hop cuffs the kid on the back of the head and then the boy is stepping forward and apologizing, then saying “thanks again, sir.”

It takes Wayne a few days to piece together that the boy is his wolf.

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