• “It never works for us, and it never will.”
• “I’m done. I’m done trying so hard only for you to never even look in my direction.”
• “I can’t fall in love with you.  I don’t want all the pain that comes with it.”
• “My roommate had to go into my room and throw the sheets away because I haven’t been able to sleep in that bed since you left.”
• “I keep asking myself “why isn’t the sun bright anymore” but then I remember you’re not in my life anymore and realize it’s just my own eyes.”
• “I regret it all.  I really do, I swear.  Please, please– let’s fix this, please.”
• “Remember when you promised we’d always be together?  Because I remember when I thought you meant it.”
• “I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”
• “The phone calls aren’t the same… I can hear in your voice that it’s not the same anymore.”
• “I’m trying to avoid talking because I know what it’ll lead to, and I don’t want that to come.”
• “Don’t you think you can fall back in love with me?”
• “This whole time I’ve been using you to make me feel better, and you never caught on.  You never caught on.  I want you to hate me now, but I don’t think you’re even able to.”
• “Kissing me breaks the promise… remember?”
• “Every time we fix things something else ends up breaking.”
• “Why don’t we stop pretending we’re not on a road to destruction?”
• “It wasn’t even fun at first, honestly.  It was just like… Morphine.”
• “You’re just not enough anymore.”
• “It’s been too long since you’ve really smiled.”
• “Ah, it was all my fault.  Wasn’t it?”
• “To think, we thought just the sex would be enough to keep us in love.”
• “Back then, I lied when I told you I didn’t love you.  You needed to move on from me– I needed to protect you from me.”
• “You never had that shine in your eyes when you were with me.”
• “Quit trying to fix me when you need to just fix yourself.”
• “I’m so tired of everything about us, and about how we thought we were in love, and how we think forcing it can make us be in love– I’m so tired of it.”
• “This whole time you’ve still been in love with him/her… Not me.”
• “I couldn’t make you fall in love with me.  I thought I could do it, I really did, but… But I know you… And this isn’t love.”
• “Did you really think I needed that kiss back then when all that you conveyed in it was pity?”
• “To think I’ve changed so much to get you to like me, and you still never really look my way.”
• “I know I deserve better than you.  I realize that, but you were so broken… I didn’t want to be the one that made you shatter.”
• “All of this was to protect myself.”
• “I feel like I’ve been looking for who you used to be… Back when you were actually happy.”
• “I never want to even hear your name during my life anymore.”
• “Your lips used to be sanctuary, but now I just feel trapped.”
• “Isn’t it time we both stopped pretending we make each other happy?”
• “The thing I regret the most is giving you so much hope by agreeing to this date.”
• “We have the kind of history anyone would never want to think about again, and you’re hear asking me on a date?”
• “What makes you think I’ll be any different this time?”
• “I’ll let you down.  I will always let you down.  I’m not enough for you to be satisfied.”
• “Are you satisfied with the mess you’ve created out of me?”
• “I should have listened to everyone who told me this was a bad idea.”
• “I’ve never met someone who can so gently destroy me the way you do.”
• “I can’t forget about him/her!  It’s not in my power to forget how he/she felt when they loved me.”
• “The saddest thing is that when I told him/her I loved him/her, he/she thought I was lying.  He/she never believed someone could fall in love with him/her.”
• “Listen…  You’re his/her best friend… and I completely fucked up– it’s over between us, but… please, punch me, or punish me, or do something to me because he/she just… cried.  He/she wasn’t even angry, they were just so sad– Please, be angry at me, please.  Give me what I deserve.”
• “It would have been better if we never met.”
• “You’re my regret.”
• “I’m not angry at you, just at myself… Because I knew this would happen, but I let myself fall in love with you anyways.”
• “Don’t tell me to give up like everything is meaningless.”
• “This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.”
• “Somewhere deep inside me, I still have hope that you’ll fall in love.  How pathetic.”

• “Hi, I’m ______.”
• “Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
• “Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
• “Need a ride?”
• “How are you?”
• “Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
• “What’s your name?”
• “Thank you.”
• “You just saved my life!”
• “Move the fuck out of my way.”
• “Watch where you’re going!”
• “Asshole.”
• “Would you like anything?”
• “You’re gorgeous.”
• “Do I know you?”
• “Uh, that’s my spot.”
• “Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
• “Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
• “Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
• “Checking in?”
• “Can I sit here?”
• “May I buy you a drink?”
• “I can spot you, if you want.”
• “How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
• “Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
• “Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
• “I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
• “You look cold, take my jacket.”
• “Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
• “You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
• “So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
• “Bride or groom?”
• “Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
• “Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
• “[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
• “Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
• “Hey, is he bothering you?”
• “Don’t give up your day job.”
• “…Dude, your fly’s down.”
• “I think you have the wrong number.”
• “I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
• “[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
• “Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
• “YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
• “SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
• “Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
• “Watch where you’re going!”
• “Is this seat taken?”
• “Here you dropped this.”
• “You remind me of someone.”
• “Will you be taking this?”
• “May I take your order?”
• “How are you?”
• “You look familiar, have we met before?”
• “Be careful next time.”
• “Hey, could you help me?”
• “Help me!”
• “I’m so sorry!”
• “Are you alright?!”
• “I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
• “I think I may have seen you before…”
• “Hey! Watch it!”
• “Oh my god are you okay?”
• “Have we met…?”
• “Were you at that one party?”
• “Remember me?”
• “I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
• “Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
• “Hey, is that your dog?”
• “Service takes forever here.”
• “Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
• “I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
• “This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
• “Can you turn that music down?”
• “People are trying to sleep!”
• “I’m your new neighbour.”
• “Is that who I think it is?”
• “Be quiet!”
• “Is that your son/daughter?”
• “I’ve read about you.“ 

Feel free to add your own.

• “You’re really hot.”
• “Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
• “You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
• “Hot damn.”
• “So, you come here often?”
• “Well, well. My night just got better.”
• “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
• “You have got a great ass.”
• “Hey, I’m open minded.”
• “You enjoying the view over there?”
• “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
• “Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
• “You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
• “You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
• “I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
• “It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
• “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
• “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
• “I wanna see you get naked.”
• “You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
• “You’re getting me all worked up.”
• “What do we have here?”
• “I see someone’s happy to see me.”
• “Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
• “You like that, don’t you?”
• “How do you want me?”
• “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
• “I want you. Right here. Right now.”
• “God, you’re perfect.”
• “I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
• “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
• “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
• “You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
• “You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
• “Can I keep you?”
• “You’re such a tease.”
• “Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
• “I love it when you talk dirty.”
• “I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
• “I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
• “I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
• “It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

• “ please just let me forget. ”
• “ c'mon try to guess what. ”
• “ just leave me alone already. ”
• “ no, i’m not going to. ”
• “ you can’t change my mind. ”
• “ my mind is made up. ”
• “ i’m not gonna let you. ”
• “ don’t do that to me. ”
• “ think about what you’re doing. ”
• “ why aren’t you listening now? ”
• “ i want to sleep forever. ”
• “ you need to leave now. ”
• “ i’ll always have your back. ”
• “ now there’s no going back. ”
• “ the view really is spectacular. ”
• “ i didn’t think you’d care. ”
• “ why can’t you trust me? ”
• “ don’t even bother with clothes. ”
• “ i don’t love you anymore. ”
• “ i am a great person. ”
• “ you are a tolerable drunk. ”
• “ exactly, why are you awake? ”
• “ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”
• “ how is that not hilarious? ”
• “ please just calm down now. ” 
• “ i was already calm, asshole. ”
• “ i can see your underwear. ”
• “ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”
• “ please stop losing your temper. ”
• “ you can cry if needed. ”
• “ you have to run away. ”
• “ i just wanna be yours. ”
• “ ashes, we all fall down. ”
• “ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”