i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

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dr harvey a real one 🙏 gave that old man he hardies back

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

Here he comes!

WIT HIS DICK OUT

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

There is no way in hell I'm clicking that link hahaha

let the virus into your heart

Hang on, I'm gonna pull it up in a sandbox and find out what flavour of malware it is, brb

so what flavor was it?

Right, I forgot to report back

It was the funniest kind possible in this context: genuinely a PDF of someone's spiritual book. Malware for the mind.

Specifically, it's a book by a convicted murderer and cult leader named Rampal who leads a sect of the Kabir Panth denomination of the Sant Mat religion, which is itself a sort of highly-heterodox offshoot of Hinduism.

I would prefer normal malware tbh

So that’s how my morning is going.

Blessings

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

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and I just wanted to update you that moments ago, this big orange infant found himself on the wrong side of a baby gate, could not hork his lorge butt over it, and so just started WAILING until everyone in the house came to rescue him. Me, my partner, the dog, our other cat… everyone came to be like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

after this harrowing ordeal, he is now in my lap

Drew my gf and I as soul eater meister/weapon duo lol

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homestuck day observed

*tired disgruntled middle aged mom voice* okay everyone gather around the kringlefucker and let's get this over with

the kringlewhat

This thing

hit it, Neil!

frog chair

Okay I- 😭

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