you don't love me

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

I think i get it

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

Needed this today.

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

THE PUREST THING

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

@ people who write fic of siblings: we don’t constantly call each other “big sis” or “little brother” stop doing that

personally, I call my bro primarily ‘fuckface’ 

Goober is both of my brothers

Will Smith singlehandedly saved 2017 just by joining Instagram.

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

To anyone out there who is struggling, you can get through this. Believe in yourself.

me when the demon in my room tries to scare me in the middle of the night

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

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this is so bad this is the worst thing

AMERICAN HEALTHCARE IN A NUTSHELL 

*deep inhale*

Gaslighting - manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

what happened to polly pocket???? is she okay??? did she die????