Hello

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

PLUS THE FACT THAT THE CAMERA WENT TO TAYLOR OTHER THAN ANY OTHER CELEBRITY

DO NOT SCROLL PASS. THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR FRIEND. PLEASE HELP TO BRING #relisha #rudd BACK HOME SAFE AND SOUND.

This isn’t a scam, or an abuser trying to find someone hiding from them. I live in the area, and it’s all over the news. This child is REALLY missing.

Relisha Rudd is still missing

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much

A lobster is smarter than me.

that’s a mantis shrimp

and it is definitely smarter than me

whattt??!!!

It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the colors didn’t match up. 

fucking shrimps i stg

i knew this was going to fucking happen and i am so unbelievably pissed at this fuck this fuck all of you fuck no

Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?

Me: aesthetic

fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

taylor swift writes catchy ass songs about all the fuckboys she’s encountered and she wears cute ass outfits and bomb ass red lipstick all the fuckin time and she’s a millionaire for that shit theres no reason to hate her at all

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

Imagine if a Lush store flooded

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses