:) cry more

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

Ironically, more accurate.

i want:

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

an icon

Mood

I feel like Adam Sandler has a pair of these

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Thire Crimes.