i am here

first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps 

Leave his text on read. Leave his balls on blue. Put it on airplane mode so none of those calls won’t come through.

Look at this queen letting her mcm play fortnite without distractions. I stan.

Flirt with me wtf

Oh my god

!!!

Child

reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

I don’t have friends

did soulja boy ever tell em

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

These the kind of tweets you frame

my goal in life is to be my own sugar daddy

not 2 be annoying but i want a boyfriend???

got the munchies like