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This Is My Escape

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How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

"…MAYBE"

I’m so happy that I know how to properly pet a fish now.

You can actually pet snakes! Stroke them in one direction, head to tail, because tail to head mucks up their scales.

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hmasfatty

Petting snakes is the greatest

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Beavis And Butt-head (S6, E15: No Service)

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thejohnshop

I laughed so fucking hard at this because I literally read every single item on the menu and then my eyes came to the caption.  Beautiful.

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itsquoted
The stars, that nature hung in heaven, and filled their lamps with everlasting oil, give due light to the misled and lonely traveller.

John Milton (via itsquoted)

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