you know, for all I joke about quarantine being my normal life, I never realised how much I liked having the option to go out if I want to.

government: do not go outside

me:

oh i am absolutely an idiot but i do have my moments

new theory:

world is flat but it has two sides

you’d fall off…..

only if you picked the wrong one

Tails

he’s in no danger that dude can fly

What magic will you discover at APERTURE Laboratories™?

Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?

Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home

as much as i criticize jjba i gotta admit that kira yoshikage really is one of the best anime villains ever created if only because of how absurd his whole situation is. there’s no tragic backstory, no deep hatred for humanity, no critical “good vs evil” message in his actions, nothing. he doesn’t even have evil partners or an organization or any big motive. hes literally just a guy with a hand fetish who spends 90% of his fighting screentime running away from teenagers in a weird “catch me if you can”-esque way even though he‘s probably the most powerful character in the entire show

he tries SO hard to be discreet and not attract any attention as an office worker and be the most basic bitch to ever live (while killing women and cutting their hands off) and the reason anyone ever suspects him is because an 8th grader accidentally chose the same storebought sandwich as him. thats it. and suddenly the entire damn town is after him and for 47 episodes hes literally undefeatable. all his attacks are named after queen songs. he can blow any evidence up in seconds. he can remote-control bombs. when the heroes identify his face he.. just gets a new one. he can literally rewind time. he makes a fucking thirdgrader live through the same day 50 times a la groundhog day just because his david bowie looking ass didnt want anyone to find out about his hand fetish.

and guess what kills him. guess how he dies. a guy with an even stronger attack? the power of friendship? his long lost evil twin brother? nope. its an ambulance. a regular everyday ambulance runs him over on accident and thats how he dies. thats how the entire town is saved from kira “i fuck hands” yoshikage

I remember someone else pointed out that the ambulance ran him over because the driver didn’t see him in the road. He spent his whole life trying not to be noticed by anyone and not being seen got him killed

if you definitely 100% own all of the dnd 5E content after spending hundreds of dollars on it whether physically or digitally (or both!) u should use this site here as a quick n easy reference point for the content you definitely already legally own because you’re a law abiding citizen who has paid hundreds of dollars for a shittonne of books.

may I also add that if you accidentally misplaced your D&D books that you absolutely, definitely bought, you can find pdfs of them all here

and not just 5e, and not just D&D

and not just books, a few days ago I found an issue of a magazine that was published when I was two years old

but you know, very few people actually need this site probably because we all paid a hundreds of dollars for a shittonne of books.

yes i am a girl ❤️ no i am not a girl ❤️

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”

Me: “So?”

Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!

Thanks to the pills.

Meanwhile, no person ever: “You should think about giving up your insulin/antiretrovirals/beta blockers/anti-rejection drugs/prosthetic legs/daily multivitamin, because using those your whole life is bad for some reason”

Oh no, they do that too.

This was in a book I got today and it’s honestly how I feel

Reigen Arataka but if he were voiced by Brian David Gilbert (youtube link here)

Meet the Sea

Took Luna to the beach the other day and she had so much fun bouncing around in the sand :D

High res image and art video will be on my Patreon.com/Yuumei

done his best

I sent this to my cousin n said “my savings account 😌” but she did not laugh

Rowing a little boat in your mind Hook a star in your dream