Nubilous

gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.

'oh he's so funny now.'

mf i was always funny.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

homodachi...

having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

and explaining anything like this

jazz-induced psychosis

psychosis-induced jazz

imagine believing in the power of music to heal but the way your music heals specifically is enraging people back into their faculties

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

this probably doesn't count as a rage comic but its up there

"Would you change your genitals if you could" yeah, make it Bluetooth enabled.

"But the Internet of Things has terrible security, anybody in the world could log into your dick at any time" okay, and what's the downside?

What are they gonna do, make it hard for no reason?

Spoilers: it already does that.

Use it as part of a mass DDoS attack on a website that you want to be looking at.

Being used to generate packet spam is in fact fulfilling the principal function of the penis.

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow