@Luke5SOS: Watching old 5sos videos, super derpy

St. Louis, you guys know how to party! Thanks for hanging with us last night! 105.7 The Point

Wednesday Addams from The Addam’s Family Values

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

"No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it."

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

"Ma’am, this is a matter of national security."

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

best story ever

Harry on what he said to Princess Kate after meeting her.  (via itszahrry)

I hate it when women don’t realize that I’m just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don’t matter to us men, am I right fellas?

I hate it when women don’t realize that I’m just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don’t matter to us men, am I right fellas?

bad week ?

here relax with some dork michael

feel better ?

luke version

Let’s say that Cas wears Dean’s amulet and Dean wears Cas’s grace…

I need this more than air

5 Seconds of Summer - Just Saying

MY SIX YEAR OLD BROTHER ASKED ME TO PAINT HIS NAILS BUT MY STEPMOM WAS LIKE HELL NO YOURE NOT GAY AND HE STARTED CRYING SO I DID IT ANYWAY

Everyone deserves to look fabulous.

dude that pose hes doing too

No fucking way.

New/Old Outtakes (January 2012)