they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

BOX FOR PLAY

Look at this beautiful angel

#I have a feeling#Steve was at the VA#and tried to invite Sam to this party#and ended up inviting the whole VA#and all the WWII vets were like HELL YES#PARTY WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA#PARTY LIKE IT’S 1945!!!  (via portraitoftheoddity​)

I just love when Steve hangs out with people his age and it’s this young hot guy hanging out with a bunch of 90 year olds and they’re all laughing and joking about old times and it’s hilarious

and Sam’s thinking “wow here I am chilling with a bunch of old guys” and he realizes how out of place he feels because he doesn’t have a lot of shared life experience with them

and then he realizes how Steve feels all the time

it was good and then it was sad wtf

Imagine him tracking you down and yelling your Tumblr url at you.

Scary.

you're a drug dealer not a snail hurry the fuck up

Y'all better be drinking water.

Don’t depend on anyone, handle your own shit.

Jack Black: makes vids where he’s having fun with his kid

Youtuber Academics:

this is one of the exact types of youtubers i hoped jack black would piss off

My friend wouldn’t stop messing with my watch. It really got me ticked off

He’s being so careful I’m crying

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