wish;;

lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this

I see there's been misunderstanding.That's the lawyers assistant.The actual lawyer is the one being carried in the briefcase.

a common mistake your honor

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

ANNE HATHAWAY Vanity Fair (March 25, 2024)

i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

hazy daze 🌸✨ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

process gif !~

Watcher, once they read all the comments to their announcement:

[Video Description: a lynx casually walks down a snow covered bank, onto a log and reaches a frozen river. The lynx takes two steps; the ice cracks loudly. Instantly the lynx stands still. It then looks around and then leaps. The lynx makes a landing on the other side of the river, a faint crack can be heard. It continues on its way unfazed. /End VD.]

That's a guy who's fallen through the ice before, lmao.

IMMACULATE REACTION

Not the terfs in the notes arguing that prisons are safe spaces for women 😭

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

So I’m adding this to my personal mythology

MARGOT ROBBIE Barbie: The World Tour (2024)

not everyone is either butch or femme actually. That's a false dykeotomy.

This is how Superhero v. Supervillain dynamics form.