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@urfriendlyninjaturtle / urfriendlyninjaturtle.tumblr.com

I'm Sam. 22. Perpetually tired.
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So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

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bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches

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cforbes

we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s… like I can’t keep reading books about teenagers but I’m also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store

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This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!

^^^^

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pierresb

This is real #BOOST

I will always reblog

Also Freddy’s Frozen Custard and Steakburgers! Its a smaller fast food chain but they have a couple hundred locations across the US!! I think their website is freddysusa.com but I’m not sure

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doctor-potts

i started reading brie larson’s wiki page and i just????

her real name isn’t brie larson??? it’s Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers????? she changed it because it was too hard to pronounce???

she’s a huuuge nerd?? especially for harry potter?!!

she was almost a GOVERNOR for the academy of motion picture arts and scientists??

she released an ALBUM?!!!

anti feminist: bRiE LarSoN IsNT a gOoD aCtOr yOu jUsT LiKe hEr cAuSE ShEs a wOmAn

brie preparing for Room:

anti feminist: ThAt doEsNt MeAn aNyThInG, aNy AcToR cOuLd dO tHaT

brie at age SIX:

in conclusion: god is a woman and her name is Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers

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Berliners are sending a piece of the Berlin Wall to Trump, with the message: “We would like to give you one of the last pieces of the failed Berlin Wall to commemorate the United States’ dedication to building a world without walls”

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lphis
Dear President Trump,
This is an original piece of the Berlin Wall. For 28 years, it separated east and west, families, and friends.
It divided not only Berlin and Germany, but the whole world. Too many people died trying to cross it—their only crime being their desire to be free. Today the world celebrates the 30th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Germany is united again, and only a few scattered pieces remind us that no wall lasts forever.
For decades, the United States played a major role in bringing this wall down. From John F. Kennedy to Ronald Reagan, the Presidents of the USA fought against it.
We would like to give you one of the last pieces of the failed Berlin Wall to commemorate the United States’ dedication to building a world without walls.

Citizens of Berlin

I fucking love this

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