my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed

Horror Musical Instrument

cut to me, playing my horror instrument at 4 am; my downstairs neighbors bang relentlessly at their ceiling with a broom stick, trying to stop me from summoning witches

for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

A few more:

This Is Gospel - Panic! At the Disco; The left ear is the official album version, while the right ear is the official piano version.

Listen to more of my stuff here.

Download it here.

this legit gives me shivers

it’s like the sun and the moon so different but are together it such perfect beauty and harmony

I knew this was in my likes so I search for it all night.

@starttowonder

@claymored

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

Hi. I like a boy 🌻💕

LGBT actually stands for Lady Gaga & Beyoncé - Telephone, which is when they ended homophobia worldwide