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goblins will rise

@cxliforniasoul / cxliforniasoul.tumblr.com

just a simple gal with absolutely no plan whatsoever not even a simple one please help me
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Top Map: Missing 411 Cases (Under ‘mysteriously vanished’ circumstances)

Bottom Map: Caves Systems throughout the US

The top map was created by David Paulides, a former detective, to highlight missing 411 cases throughout the US near national parks that he deemed “strange”. The bottom map aims to highlight the correlation between these strange missing cases near national parks and the cave systems throughout the country.

National parks are home to nearly 5000 caves.

(PS: Paulides has a really interesting series of books called Missing 411 if you’re looking for a fun read)

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Baby elephant seal vs adult elephant seal

Baby Elephant Seal:

Same Adorable round creature, a couple years later:

And when he decides to engage in a Romantic Duel:

Some fun facts about the Elephant Seal:

  • Roughly the same shape and size as Jabba The Hutt and Five Times as Horny
  • can move at 30ft per second on land which is way faster than you think and a lot faster than most of you can sprint
  • known to attack and kill great white sharks
  • Dives over a mile under water and stays down there for an hour and a half, presumably because the frozen darkness resembels whatever hell dimension it came out of
  • Male and Femal elephant Seal skulls, compared with a Grizzly bear Skull:

There are many picturees of people standing irrespeonsibly close to Elephant seals, presumably before being mauled and mashed to death, so we’re going to use this image of an average-sized woman and an educational statue:

  • Fuck That.
  • Don’t approach wildlife kids, but SUPER don’t approach any kind of marine mammal because they are HUGE and FURIOUS and FULL OF TEETH AND MALICE.
  • Also severely endangered and let’s be honest the world would be a lot sadder without the occasioal horrifying sea monster in it.
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*sees a cute pastel blog with flower arrangements, gardening, seasonal decorating, baking, and cleaning inspo*

*sees the bio is something like "🌸Tradwife / Homemaker🏡 / Living for Him [Timothy 2:12] 🕊/ Married .05 years to the LOML💕 / women are made for the Home to love and honor thy Husband💏" *

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hey guys, just in case my blog style made it unclear

fuck traditional and conservative values fuck all of that racist white supremacist sexist gender role submissive bullshit disguised as aesthetics and fuck anyone who thinks those ideals should be universal

thank you, have a great day

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a lot of y’all out here making posts about how much you support enbies but will invalidate them if they don’t fit the mold.

the mold is white, naturally androgynous, non aligned, short hair, really skinny, afab, actively transitioning, identifing as trans, binding, pansexual or asexual, listening to indie or alt music, has a goblincore aesthetic, and maybe dyed hair.

let me clarify, if you fit this mold as a nonbinary person, you’re valid and you’re nonbinary. i’m not saying you aren’t.

i’m just saying if this is the ONLY type of nonbinary person you support, you’re enbyphobic.

nonbinary people can be poc, lesbian, gay, bi, amab, binary aligned, not transistioning, not identifying as trans, fat, and overall not fit your “ùwú enby space babey” aesthetic.

let nonbinary people exist the way they do.

stop treating our identities like things to be discussed or debated NO MATTER WHAT SIDE YOURE ON. nonbinary people are nonbinary and are valid, end of convo. our validity was NEVER up for debate. periodt.

if you take away one thing from this, let it be to LISTEN TO NONBINARY PPL.

- sincerely, a very pissed black autistic bisexual nonbinary person who uses neogenders and has she/her/he/him/cat/cats/nya/nyas pronouns

terfs/gender critical people and transmeds/truscum, don’t even BREATHE near this post.

nonbinary people can add on but binary trans ppl and cis people should only spread.

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