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DUDE YOU'RE BACK AND YOU'RE A CEO'S ASSISTANT AND YOU LOOK SHARP THAT'S GREAT AS ALL FUCK
Well, I mean, the company only has like 7 people working for it so it's not like I'm the personal assistant to the CEO of like a multi-million dollar corporation or anything
where the fuk u been
I GOT A JOB AND MOVED BUT IM OKAY AND ITS AWESOME I HAVE A JOB I WEAR DRESS SHIRTS AT AND HAVE A DESK AND A PHONE AND SHIT ASDAFSJDFFHSDFJSDFGH
That’s great! Can you wear ties?
I could if I wanted. But I think I would stick out a lot. I'm the snappiest dressed guy at the whole office just wearing a nice dress shirt with the sleeves rolled and dress slacks/chinos/a nice belt/my paddock boots i wear everywhere The whole office pretty much wears like utterly casual stuff. It's a small software firm--- it's a bunch of code monkeys in there. The CEO wore grubby jeans today. Everybody else had on like, shorts and t shirts and skate shoes or whatnot.
Did I mention I am said CEO's personal assistant
where the fuk u been
I GOT A JOB AND MOVED BUT IM OKAY AND ITS AWESOME I HAVE A JOB I WEAR DRESS SHIRTS AT AND HAVE A DESK AND A PHONE AND SHIT ASDAFSJDFFHSDFJSDFGH
I also have dishes to do and the rest of the house to finish trying to clean and organize. -collapses-
Exhausted. Helped a friend put stuff in storage. Fed the leezurd and the snehk. Tommorow is the Costumer's Guild yard sale. On a good note, I got a call back about a job and I have an interview on Monday...... the position? Being the personal assistant to the CEO of a company that distributes and troubleshoots the software used by restaurants to make orders/tickets.
On a less good note: The bedbug guys come for their inspection on Monday or Tuesday and my roommate's room isn't ready for them to inspect and I am growing rapidly concerned it will not be by then.
Day 3 after our house was debedbugged:
I now have a bedframe under my bed. I have not had this since I was about 16. It has wheels. Combined with my boxspring and mattress, my bed is now weirdly tall to me. Our living room looks pitiful and depressing without any couches in it. Oh yeah, and I still am sleeping on my bed, and still don't think I have been bitten by anything. So, that's good.
Snuggies are an utter joke to make but this alabama-print fleece makes me wince a bit
If you could be a root vegetable, which one would you be and why? (x)
That moment you realize Vin Diesel was secretly a huge nerd this whole time
People didn't know Vin Diesel is a huge nerd???? You do know Riddick is basically just his RP character, right???? COME ON PEOPLE WHY DO YOU THINK VIN DIESEL IS MY IDOL
tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
Sorry, what’s that? Having trouble hearing you up here. [x]
Now I'm imagining the Warhound's crew saying that to the crew of an Imperator class...
upsides to having dealt with bedbugs: I know exactly what it feels like to order exterminatus.
THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
Having your house treated for bedbugs is the most intense shit I have ever experienced. Jesus.
Goat gives it all it’s got
spinesaw look It’s me lifting
LOL
I stick my tongue out like that too
Goat gives it all it’s got
spinesaw look It's me lifting
Sevataaaaar
On one hand, I'm like, "Aww, it's so cute!" and on the other I'm like "but I fed my snake the almost same thing yesterday so what does that say about me" No really though, he's cute.
what's with porn blogs and other adult blogs posting awkward dirty talk on images they see like I don't want to read about how you're going to make the guy in the picture **** his throbbing jock-boy **** while you **** **** and **** his **** like keep your fantasies to yourself or write some fanfic or some shit don't just post your awkward dom fetish blurbs on perfectly good porno
