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Actually me…

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

i believed in this cat and was not let down

*breathes in*

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

so my family signed up for this program called “Couch Surfing” and basically if you want to travel and not stay at hotels or something you send a request to sleep over at someones house. And like, we live in China right, and we got this request from this Russian couple, but it’s their first ever trip outside of Russia, and they are skinny af since their budget was like 5$ a day, which in China gets you maybe lunch and breakfast. So they get to our house and we decide to make them some pancakes, and the girl is talking with us and stuff and my mom is like “you want the first one?” and the girl takes it straight out of the fuckin pan and just puts it on her face. Like, she stands there for almost 5mins with this pancake on her face just breathing it in, and when her boyfriend walks into the kitchen he starts laughing hysterically but then she slaps the pancake on his face and he sorta freezes and then goes “ahh,,,,,, yessss”

Black man: [looks at lena dunham, doesn’t talk to her bc shes a stranger]

Lena Dunham: wow i cant believe that this man,,,,doesn’t want to fuck me??? intimidated by a woman? in a bow tie? i am a very revolutionary feminist i can see why ur,,,intimidated. but you should at least want to fuck me or u HATE women.  i molested my sister.

芳村 エト

Uh

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love Black people .

I don’t know what was funnier–her eye roll or the look on his face 😂😂😂

*basement key doesn’t fucking work*

levi:

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

lmaoooo khloe is me af

That is me i can never mind my own damn business

LMFAOOOOOSKDJSLSJDK

Re

oh my god