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❝'#why are there like no words that rhyme with ultra.' ... Mul... tra...?❞
“ You’re DEFINITELY NOT multra level. As if, you boob-tra, dick-tra ”
❝THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.❞
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♡ ◎ ↱ 138 likes ezpak classic tales of parenting volume 1: sleepless nights. guess what you guys? so excited to finally announce that Riluo and I made tiny little poop machines and we’re expecting on Christmas Day! two healthy babies with beautiful, strong heartbeats; already making daddy proud. seeing two tiny blobs on the screen and hearing their heartbeat was the greatest moment, a true miracle, and music to our ears. I can’t wait to finally meet you two troublemakers and give you all the kisses in the world. Narae’s gonna be such a great older sister! you two are so lucky. @riluuo #miraclesoneafteranother. #iput2babiesinriluo’stummy. View all 15 comments ◎Add a comment
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Asia Cruise | ‘Boyfriend (Falcons Rmx)’
Yo baby boy, ugly pig. ( `slides across a gift wrapped box. ) Here. Random gift. Now good day kid, I go peace.
What is this? I mean, I’m not complaining about random gifts. Thank you, dearest. {`he opens the box with hesitance, almost immediately placing hands over his eyes.; EZRA! EZRAAAAAAA. Where did you GET THESE? Why so many?!
Okay.
We’re gonna swatch them for a video.
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GOT MAYO?
❝BRING IT ON, YOU FUCK.❞
❝You know what? I don't have time for this, actually. Narae made a cake today. Almost completely by herself, and we're gonna try it. Yeah.❞ Riluo knew Ezra was gonna try to tamper. He knew it. That's why he decided to meet his plans head on with a nefarious scheme of his own. What is it? Well, Ezra will just have to suffer to find out. ❝We're gonna try this cake and praise her when she wakes up. Okay? We can do this war thing later.❞
"Hey. You bitch. Asshole. Boobbutt. One more of you saying, "Ezra smells like onions", and I will freeze up mayo. Tell you its vanilla ice cream and force feed you the entire tub. Thank you, and have a nice day mate."
❝Oh, my foolish future husband. You’re up to your usual threats, I see. Well. YOU KNOW WHAT? Bring it. Two can play at this game! Oh, by the way. You smell like an o n i o n. If you want a war, I’ll give you a war. YOU MESS WITH FOOD, I MESS WITH FOOD.❞
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Me: can I get a glass of wine please?
Employee: sir this is McDonalds
Me: oh fuck I am so sorry... Can I get a McWine?
Asparagus, Dandelion
CRAYON ASKS. ✨ ACCEPTING! ✨ @carefulwhisper
Asparagus: What’s an unpopular opinion you have?
❝I really don't think restaurant workers are required to smile (actually, this goes for any worker. cashiers, bag boys, sales associates of all kinds). I mean, I do think a friendly attitude is important. Always make the customer feel like they're welcome in the establishment. At the same time, people are allowed to have days where they don't feel like cheesin' at every unappreciative piece of shit that walks through the door. Customers set the atmosphere. And, if you can't enjoy your stupid monte cristo sandwich without someone smiling over you like a robot, I don't know what to tell you. The problem is you.
I also do think it's a gendered problem. Men in the service industry are never called out for looking bitchy or whatever, but that's another lecture for another time.❞
Dandelion: What’s a pet peeve of yours?
❝I don't like people that use those headset things to talk on their phones when they walk around the grocery store. They look like idiots. It truly looks like they’re talking to the produce section, loudly bragging to the lettuce about their weekend beach trip. Or, whatever other stupid shit people talk about.❞
Spring Green
CRAYON ASKS. ✨ ACCEPTING! ✨ @akmuhyun
Spring Green: How do you relax when you’re stressed?
❝That really depends on the kind of stress I have, since I'm always worrying over something. Most days I can pop a Xanax and chill out, but that's not a really healthy habit is it? I like to call my fiancé, play with my daughter, have a bottle of water, do breathing exercises. Just lots of stuff. Cooking, cleaning, clearing out old emails, disposing out old art supplies. I really like cleaning if I’m feeling stressed, it makes me feel like I have control of myself. If the stress is just too much, I usually take a melatonin tablet and take a nap (of course, I’m safe with it. melatonin is natural but regular use is a pretty bad habit).❞
Rose Dust
CRAYON ASKS. ✨ ACCEPTING! ✨ @libervsis
Rose Dust: Describe your aesthetic in five words or less.
❝Thunderstorms for grieving. crybaby boys.❞
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Crayola Crayon Color Asks
Macaroni and Cheese: What makes you think of your childhood?
Spring Green: How do you relax when you’re stressed?
Asparagus: What’s an unpopular opinion you have?
Bittersweet: Has someone you loved ever hurt you?
Eggplant: Explain your url and avatar.
Outer Space: Do you ever feel like you’re an outcast from others?
Cotton Candy: What is your favorite dessert?
Freckle: Do you have any marks on your skin? How do you feel about them?
Shocking Pink: Is there a trait that you have that others don’t expect from you?
Robin’s Egg Blue: If you were an animal, which one do you think would you be?
Granny Smith Apple: What’s something everyone else likes that you don’t?
Dandelion: What’s a pet peeve of yours?
Atomic Tangerine: What gets you motivated to do a difficult task?
Wisteria: What’s your favorite thing about yourself?
Candy Apple: How do you think others view you?
Plum: Are you insecure about anything?
Sky Blue: Where do you feel the most at home?
Tickle Me Pink: How do you try to cheer others up when they’re sad?
Wild Strawberry: Do you care what others think about you?
Glossy Grape: Recommend something to your followers.
World Wide Web Yellow: What was the last thing you looked up?
Shadow Blue: Do you have a darker side to you that most people are unaware of?
Electric Lime: What genre of music do you listen to?
Night Owl: Describe a very interesting dream that you had.
Cornflower: What do you think about the most?
Grasshopper Green: Describe the area where you live.
Misty Moss: Is there anything you regret?
Tiny Toad Brown: Do you find beauty in something that people consider to be ugly or undesirable?
Sunny Side Up: Do you like waking up in the mornings, or would you rather sleep in?
Kitten Gray: Do you have any pets? If so, describe them.
Rose Dust: Describe your aesthetic in five words or less.
Timberwolf: Do you give second chances when somebody has wronged you?
Freshly Squeezed: What excites you?
Firefly Red: What gives you purpose?
Tiny Teapot Tan: Do you consider yourself to be attractive/cute?
Rain Drop Blue: Describe the weather outside.
Sweet Pea Green: Do you have/want children?
Pussywillow: Do you like being around others, or do you like being alone?
Jack ‘O’ Lantern Orange: What’s your biggest fear and why?
Baby Bunny Pink: Do you look young for your age, or do you look older than you are?
Mystic Maroon: What confuses you, and why?
Cosmic Cobalt: What’s your zodiac sign, and do you think it’s accurate?
Petal Pink: Describe your fashion sense as well as what you’re wearing right now.
Mountain Meadow: Do you like taking care of others, or do you prefer being care of?
Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Is there something from childhood that you haven’t outgrown?
Brussel Sproutlet: Do you have any unhealthy habits?
Razzle Dazzle Rose: Describe an ideal date.
Periwinkle: What’s something ordinary that has personal meaning to you?
Mauvelous: Do you think you deserve a better life than you have now?
Blueberry Blue: Do you get sad easily?
Purple Mountains Majesty: How does someone earn your respect?