then i fuck my time machine

first i park my time machine

analog electronics are obviously less efficient and usually clunky but they have a quality to them that i really love. theres a good brian eno quote on it

This one?

you couldnt pay me to leave this website 

“another very real serial killer”

I love y’all so much, you beautiful dumbasses.

They’re talking about Hannibal buress

Royal Jordanian Airlines’ compelling ad shows what it’s like to be Arab on an airplane

follow @the-movemnt

Important

breaks my heart 

This makes me sad 😕

ryan gosling playing YOU? ridiculish………….

absolute classic

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

i’m two years into university and nothing could have prepared me for being in a class and seeing this as if this is something i must be taught and that i, a person of almost two decades, might not know, in a biology course, that

straight ppl dont get to call us pillow biters and rug munchers and ass bandits and sodomites and faggot and d*** and every other disgusting name you can think of for a lesbian or gay person—for literal decades—and then try to call themselves tops and bottoms just cuz they like pegging like. im not doing it. im not allowing it

people keep asking why i censored the d slur but not faggot and it’s because i’m not a lesbian, so like. there is that.

him: i’ll do anything to make it up to you,, me:

oh boo hoo let me clap the world’s smallest ass cheeks

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.