top 10 normal behaviors to perform while feeling regular 

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

people need to start tying little bows of ribbon around their kitty cats necks like they did in the olden days as soon as possible or i’m gonna lose it

my third eye is my vagina

And it is wide open

esos son reebok o son nike

oooooooooouuuuuuuu

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

no song will ever be as good as the chain by fleetwood mac ……….. like ………… yes bitch ………. break the silence …………. damn the dark ………… damn your lies ……………

why hasn’t naruto done anything about global warming

Legiteritally nobody actually cares so u gotta move on.. help mom clean the house… eat the rest of the salt and vinegar chips

nsfw = nosfewatu

the song mamma mia is the equivalent of saying “i’m back on my bullshit”

🎶¿esos son reebok o son nike?🎶