so real

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym.

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

me writing my thesis

Watermelons are the summer version of pumpkins

You guys are getting messages!?

- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

same

A boy? Moaning and grunting in pleasure because of me??? Absolute heaven

“I think cows are underrated. Just look at that lil face!” 

(Source)

A moo-cow @pixielated-dreams

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

He W H A T

turn up the volume on your favorite song to scare the serotonin out of hiding

god i love people who refer to anything as an adventure. 

“wanna go on an adventure?” *goes to mcdonald’s for ice cream at 1am*

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

*How I feel about eating clean and working out*

Anything for fashion. (Good dog owner) 

via: @emotobeymaguire