im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

i compiled a list of some of the best movies of all time (in my opinion)!! it took me a long time to track down all these links so please reblog if u are planning to use any of these xoxo

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

  DO. NOT. DO. THIS.

Seriously, do not do this. In no manner of speaking should you do this.

That is a photo of a glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle.

Baking soda and peroxide creates a corrosive, and adding it to a carbonated drink will cause it to explode. It eats through solid concrete.

DO NOT DO THIS.

left out all the annoying happy responses to give you this PSA

I might reblog this everyday for a month if it kills this horrible circulating image.

I’m still laughing about ‘walla’ for ‘voila’.

in second grade my teacher was reading us a poem and it was older so instead of the word happy it used the word gay and everyone giggled and the teacher said “no gay means happy” and then i blurted out that “im gay all the time” and everyone laughed at me but i think that was me coming out

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

i posted my tweet at 7:48 pm june 15th and he posted his at 12:43 am june 16th he literally stole my tweet and still made it negatively about him i can’t breathe

note to self (via c0ntemplations)

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world 

why do so many people who get abducted by aliens come back to earth and the first thing they do is snitch? they snitch to cops and snitch to TV and everyone they can

stop snitching

I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”

The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends