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@toph1x1-blog / toph1x1-blog.tumblr.com

This love is good, this love is bad This love is alive back from the dead
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qwince
andy dwyer: is a feminist
andy dwyer: is capable of memorizing facts and figures
andy dwyer: shows signs of having an eidetic memory
andy dwyer: gets the highest possible score on the written exam for his police training
andy dwyer: is loyal to his wife
andy dwyer: supports april in whatever way he can when she wants to get a new job
andy dwyer: builds an entire career around being a children's entertainer
andy dwyer: helps leslie knope out in any way he can
people who have never seen the show: so he's just some stupid clumsy idiot? idg why people love him...
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qwince
me: *identifies the most hated female character*
me: that's her
me: she's the one
me: i'll love her till the day i die
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phoneticmeow

Wore a flower crown to work at an elementary school and to no surprise, all the little girls wanted to try it on and be a princess of the forest. One boy gets a turn to try it on and I tell him how he looks like a prince of the forest and he looks me dead in the eyes and says in the most low and angry voice “I’m the princess of the forest”

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loyaltics

*catches my fiancee cheating on me the day of our wedding* wow i guess you guys should have CLOSED THE GODDAMN DOOR haha im not even angry this is great i gotta tweet brendon urie bout this that’ll TOTALLY get me a tweet back 

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dggeoff-deactivated20161128
Friend: *tells me an accomplishment they consider small*
Me: *starts crying* you are so great you deserve the good things in your life I'm so proud
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toph1x1-blog

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:
zedigalis:
martininamerica:
Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
"Are you a sausage?" "*cat looks down and back up* yah"
I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep
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softjimis

"I once read Harry’s journal and there’s six pages of knock-knock jokes and only ten of them are funny." - Zayn Malik

#the faux exasperation on Zayn’s face in every single one of these. PLEASE #you know that one friend who takes the time to make fun of you just a tiny bit because otherwise they’d just be telling you how much they love you all the time #because that’s how fond they are of you #but pretty sure he does that anyway so it’s just a whole new level of gross adoration

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