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Tzeentch the god of change

@tzeentchgodofchange / tzeentchgodofchange.tumblr.com

change is inevitable all you can do is make sure it happens in your favor. and remember always: All is dust Now accepting voice requests ((mod blog: http://nerdmaster9001.tumblr.com/ ))

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like โ€œyou wouldnโ€™t survive back thenโ€ yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

People talk about the funniest pop culture moments of all time but "pre-fame David Bowie opens for T.Rex by doing a mime routine in support of a free Tibet, gets booed off stage by white maoists" will always make me laugh

teaching my buddies to play age of empires 2 has been super rewarding

however next patch we are fucked thanks to all the new changes but eh

Going for a job interview tomorrow morning, had the opportunity to do evening and my dumb ass thought "fuck it I'll fight peak hour traffic"

Parents think it's a sin for their children to disobey them. Parents think it's okay to assault their children in order to instill the fear of God in them.

Those parents are prime examples of using the lord's name in vain. But they don't want their children to know that. So they instead invent some bullshit definition.

Honour thy father and mother, according to the catholic definition as I was taught, was to act in a way that would make your father or mother proud. My very catholic priest teacher always said "if your parents will not act in this way then consider God thy father and Mary thy mother and act with kindness"

the eom crew, composed of a demon, a vampire, a cultist, an undead pirate, another cultist and a gravedigger: the stakes may be against us, but we are friends and we will prevail!

the uprooted crew, composed of small critters: ok bitsy now hit the second tower

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