this shit is so funny i’m weak

The evening star is shinin’ bright. So make a wish and hold on tight. There’s magic in the air tonight, and anything can happen. The Princess and the Frog (2009) dir. John Musker & Ron Clements

rugrats: season 4, ep 5 - radio daze

As a Brit, I’d like to remind the world that we invented curry, it’s our unofficial national dish. We eat it more than anything else and you can go into any of our fish and chip shops and get curry all over your deep fat fried foods. That whole white people thing is just the USA. I think we exported all the people with no taste which might explain a lot.

As an Indian I can assure you that we’ve been eating curry since 2000 BCE so go take your colonialism elsewhere.

Did this guy seriously try to claim curry is a British food?

Well, they also think they invented tea drinking, so…

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

ever think about how istanbul was constantinople… now it’s istanbul, not constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

thats nobody’s business but the turks

Well even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

Why’d they change it?

I can’t say.

people just liked it better that way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Body wants sex.. Heart wants love.. Soul NEEDS peace .

pockets need money

I’ve never seen a better post

Someone finally recognized him

i….really don’t like this.

the original otp

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek