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HP couples: Ron Weasley & Hermione Granger

There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione’s arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.

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Elf Quotes As Writing Prompts

Because I love this movie and it’s that time of the year. 

  1. “Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact I was naked in the shower?” “I didn’t know you were naked.”
  2. “Wow. That was weird. Usually they just put my name in the Jingle Bells or something.”
  3. “You sit on a throne of lies.”
  4. “You stink. You smell like beef and cheese.”
  5. “It worked out great. They gave me a restraining order.”
  6. “I think you’re really beautiful … and I feel really warm when I’m around you and … my tongue … swells up.” 
  7. “First off, if you see gum on the street, leave it there, it’s not free candy.”
  8. “I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.”
  9. “We can’t just throw him out in the snow!” “Why not? He loves the snow! He’s told me so fifteen times.”
  10. “It’s nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.”
  11. “I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies in the VCR.”
  12. “I didn’t recognize you.” “I know, I’m in work clothes!”
  13. “Can I listen to your necklace?” 
  14. “My finger has a heartbeat.”
  15. “Does somebody need a hug?”
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I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

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into-astro

this. is. gold.

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hermiione
You said to us once before that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We’ve had time, haven’t we? We’re with you whatever happens.
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