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The Fool: I can’t believe I have to kiss Fitz to make him whole again.

Girl-on-a-Dragon: Well, you don’t have to. There are oth…

The Fool: No, no, no. It’s too late now. It’s happening. 

i rewatched this episode legitimately days ago and i still can’t get over this moment’s pure, stupid perfection

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

If you showed me this image in 2014 I’d immediately have a heart attack

A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

bro just chillin

“3 Mexican Countries”

Fox News is such a joke

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

Not Halloween but, okay. 

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

Stephen Bannon arrives on Capitol Hill and please ignore the Hampsterdance Song remix our computers are putting that on everything right now and we are unable to stop it

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

Bold of you to assume that B99 won’t do it themselves