I don't know what I'm doing back here

a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”

sometimes a voice in your head goes “oh this’ll be a pretty quick lil fic” 

that’s the fucking devil 

no language should be mocked other than french

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

mike oiseauxwski

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.

(grin)

time to break out my 4th grade Batman game on orange poster board ...

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

I love ed claiming that lucius would be "more than happy" to write down everyone's lyrics when lucius looked like this

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

CYBILL SHEPHERD as KATYA in MARTIN SCORSESE'S GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Matteo JWHJ0715

GNC men aren't just skinny white twinks in dresses btw. sending a big ol kiss to GNC men who are hairy, have beards, are fat, aren't white, are disabled, etc <3 if you only support GNC men when they aren't too "masculine looking" you don't support GNC men. if you think GNC men who have lots of body hair or are fat look "creepy" that's just the fatphobia+gncphobia/transmisogyny making you view marginalized men as more sexually predatory

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become