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OH, PSSHAW.

@ohpsshaw / ohpsshaw.tumblr.com

I'm Marissa, and I draw jerks.
Sometimes people draw awesome things for me.
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Baby, I know what I look like. I know full well that you like me for my Intimidation proficiency and my twisted mind. I realize how privileged I am to hold hands with the prettiest trafficking victim in Baldur’s Gate. And I don’t mean to rub it in, but of the two of us? I’m the one who can still use a mirror.

But if I’m making requests, I’d most prefer it if you dispensed with that awful “I’m all pointy ears” line.

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Man i havent been on here in eons, come across you by almost accident and see you have also been snared by a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶i̶o̶n̶ Bg3! Nice to see your art again! (ill need some time catching up the things i missed!) and lookin foward to see more! (also dont worry my poor tiefling assassin dark urge tripped over the vampire too and couldn't get up either)

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AHAHA YEAH… I don’t know what additives and sweeteners they put in that guy, but he’s very hard to put down. Must be all those vampire preservatives. Also HIIIII

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"Oh, you cheeky pup! That might scare someone else, but I know what naughty boys need…"

Typhus just entered Act 3 and he's… well, he's been pretty civilized by "unrepentant durge" standards! By now the party is almost used to his little quirk of going off about blood and bones to any stranger who seems like-minded. Ty-Ty's trying his best to walk just up to the reeking edge of temptation and give it a big whiff.

I'm trying to settle on exactly how to draw him. And YES, every time I have to do his tattoos I curse my bloodline for birthing me.

God. Albert you're so right. Why didn't I combine those into ONE drawing.

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Finally got to see these freaks in action! And... they were bullying an old man. Which was very cool, because Ketheric is the worst dad ever. Then they left to let ME bully that old man, which was even cooler. Great first impression. (NO SPOILERS PLEASE I AM VERY SLOW)

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"Oh, you cheeky pup! That might scare someone else, but I know what naughty boys need…"

Typhus just entered Act 3 and he's… well, he's been pretty civilized by "unrepentant durge" standards! By now the party is almost used to his little quirk of going off about blood and bones to any stranger who seems like-minded. Ty-Ty's trying his best to walk just up to the reeking edge of temptation and give it a big whiff.

I'm trying to settle on exactly how to draw him. And YES, every time I have to do his tattoos I curse my bloodline for birthing me.

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Finally got to see these freaks in action! And... they were bullying an old man. Which was very cool, because Ketheric is the worst dad ever. Then they left to let ME bully that old man, which was even cooler. Great first impression. (NO SPOILERS PLEASE I AM VERY SLOW)

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Got a cute thing from @darkszakal of his Tav and my Durge sharing a beer, and this chunk of dialogue came to me instantly. Perfect warmup for today.

AND I MEAN... look at these guys together. They're like the devil on your shoulder, and the pastel other-devil on your other-shoulder. And they both picked tiefling face #2, the least trustworthy of the tiefling faces. They do what they can with what they got!

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aw crap i have fallen in love with your disaster durge typhus, and ive become smitten with your art style. inevitable, really.

it's a bit of a vague question but what would you say was one of the most typhus-defining moments during your playthrough? if that makes any sense... interpret that how you will!

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WOW this ask put the biggest stupidest grin on my face! THANK YOU FOR BEING SO LOVELY... Fantastic question, also. Lucky(?) for you, I've been liveblogging a little bit on my annoying text post blog.

I play Typhus like a big dork who desperately wants to be liked by the party, but also like he's only politely concealing his (often literal) erection for evil and will pick the Durge option whenever he can launder it as a "casualty of adventuring". WARNING. I GET THIRSTY:

Various dork behavior (savescummed out of losing an eye though) | Dorkage continued

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[I need you to go look up "ICICLE WORKS - I STILL WANT YOU" and start blaring that as loud as you can right now.]

So. Typhus and I have failed in our mission to get him into everyone's bedrolls. Turns out that traumatized vampire got hands. We didn't have the heart to break up with Astarion, and I think we're DnD married now. Please keep us in your prayers.

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I've been veeerrrry slowly carving my way through BG3. But I think I keep getting captivated by the wrong scenes? Like when you had to dig up a dog's grave for a free steak.

My durge is a civilized nutbar tief-rogue named Typhus (because I forgot that’s just a disease and not something you name an English bulldog), and he’s only holding himself back from slaughtering innocents because of the Dark Urge to resolve friendly NPC storylines. He’s also a desperate slut who wants to get you out of those clothes so he can see your sexy, sexy character development. Whatever you’re into, c’mon. Yes, he’ll even let you put that in there.

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I've been veeerrrry slowly carving my way through BG3. But I think I keep getting captivated by the wrong scenes? Like when you had to dig up a dog's grave for a free steak.

My durge is a civilized nutbar tief-rogue named Typhus (because I forgot that’s just a disease and not something you name an English bulldog), and he’s only holding himself back from slaughtering innocents because of the Dark Urge to resolve friendly NPC storylines. He’s also a desperate slut who wants to get you out of those clothes so he can see your sexy, sexy character development. Whatever you’re into, c’mon. Yes, he’ll even let you put that in there.

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Hypothetically. Could you use sang to solve a murder trial? Just soak some cloth in the accuseds blood n then see if sang stops sweating when he wears it

AHAHAHAHAHA YES YOU ABSOLUTELY COULD oh my god. Obvs then you’d have to prove it was THAT murder, but. Wow, he’s missing out on a calling.

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Drawings for style tests!

As an adult, Sangwyn carves out a decent lot in life as a rogue-for-hire whose only friends are other criminals. One fun side effect of growing up a street orphan is that ingestibles are VERY EXCITING. By now Sang's mostly worked out his childhood issues with food aggression, but he still overindulges and tends to go too fast.

He's usually the first under the table when the lads go out for pints. And again: around criminals. Soooo right there's a few reasons he stays low on funds.

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