Nimbus 2000 sticker.
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
The Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald teaser trailer is here! See it in theaters November 16.
really good day today for the city of Toronto
Fixed it! Christmas 2017 is the year Rudolph finally shuts down Santa for his ruthless opportunism
okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this
heavy in your arms- florence + the machine | the reconciliation of the montagues and capulets- frederic leighton
Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as you).
how to adult:
- make lots of lists
- make your bed
- send lots of emails and only cry maximum 5 minutes before making phone calls
- scream only mildly internally when strangers talk to you
- laundry sometimes
Guys don't like that much makeup.
then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara
After Five Years of Service, this Kitty Got a Much Deserved Promotion
Felix was nine weeks old when she came to Huddersfield Railway Station in West Yorkshire, England to help the humans tackle the rodent problem. Now five years later, with her dedication and hard work, she is no longer just a simple mouse catcher. Felix is now Senior Pest Controller and even has earned her very own visibility jacket and name tag.
Photos by Felix the Huddersfield Station Cat - Via Love Meow
I hope the promotion was also accompanied with many many treats
Look at my good dog