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♡ i don't care at all ♡

@oszwinoszwald / oszwinoszwald.tumblr.com

I SHOULD REALLY BE STUDYING mauricie. i really dont know what to put here. umm thanks for visiting my blog and have a good stay? var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write('<script src="http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site=ID2807503&e1=&e2=&r=' + ref + '"><\/script>'); /
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thatadult

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

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okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

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Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as you).

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how to adult:

  • make lots of lists
  • make your bed
  • send lots of emails and only cry maximum 5 minutes before making phone calls
  • scream only mildly internally when strangers talk to you
  • laundry sometimes
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After Five Years of Service, this Kitty Got a Much Deserved Promotion

Felix was nine weeks old when she came to Huddersfield Railway Station in West Yorkshire, England to help the humans tackle the rodent problem. Now five years later, with her dedication and hard work, she is no longer just a simple mouse catcher. Felix is now Senior Pest Controller and even has earned her very own visibility jacket and name tag.

I hope the promotion was also accompanied with many many treats

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