this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Help me, Madame Zeroni pls

AGAIN?

We don’t fuck with Madam Zeroni okay.

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

Pleass

The Ultimate Cheesy Potatoes

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Is this how you roll?

Westfjords

for those who don’t know: canuck is knife crow

canuck is beloved by locals and has many friends in the community. please help canuck come home!

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

Hurricane Dorian has completely devastated the Northern Bahamas islands.

My thoughts and prayers are with my fellow Bahamians in the Abacos and Grand Bahama. This storm has completely destroyed both islands leaving almost 62,000 people without fresh water and food. There are many casualities and people are still missing.

Please pray for our Bahamaland. 💔

If you wish to help The Bahamas in the aftermath of Hurricane Dorian, there are a lot of relief efforts you can make monetary or material donations to:

Lend a Hand Bahamas: https://www.lendahandbahamas.org/bahamas-hurricane-relief

City of Miami (BahamasStrong): https://www.miamigov.com/Government/BAHAMASTRONG

Neighbors for Neighbors: https://neighbors4neighbors.org/

Operation Helping Hands: https://portal.unitedwaymiami.org/comm/SinglePageRegPledge.jsp?DA=7943236&SC=OHH

Bahamas Red Cross: https://bahamasredcross.org/bahamas-red-cross-society-hurricane-dorian-assitance-helpushelp/

Team Rubicon: https://teamrubiconusa.org/hurricane-dorian-relief/

Please, please, please find it in your heart to donate anything; no matter how small. These people lost everything. 💔

my mum has practically disowned me and she helped me a lot financially and now I'm panicking because I'm still looking for work so if anyone has a couple of bucks they could send my way... I'd love you - paypal

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

useless nonbinary lesbian here in need of desperate help. – so the store owner of the gamestop i work at has basically slashed all lf our hours and guest advisors, myself included, have basically been given no hours for almost a week, and it looks like i won’t have any hours for next week either, and we havent been sent to another gamestop where i live at to at least have some hours. so uhm yeah any help is good - my paypal is (www.paypal.me/biajon) and my cash app is cash.app/$biajonhend

thank you all for the reblogs but i havent gotten any donations and im in some desperate need as bills are coming up and next week ‘check’ is basically going to be nothing but air and hope

still in need of help as I again dont have any hours and little hours next week

im sorry to keep reblogging this but I got my schedule for next week and I have absolutely no hours - not even a day and im trying not to freak out but I am

why the FUCK do ppl pride themselves on spanking their children.... you are literally hitting your fucking child (who the majority of the time doesn’t really know what they did wrong). i don’t even do that to my dogs. why do people not know how to parent without violence

For real hitting your children only causes them to have a shit relationship with you. I still avoid my father to this day whenever I can l. Fuck you and your shitty views

I hope you aren’t saying this to me bc as far as I can tell we completely agree on this

this is cute as HELL

Same energy