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john lennon shortly after being necromanced by me: im john lennon from the beetles  and im alive again, cool

me: [from above] think again john

The Eric Andre Show compilation

Happy Birthday David Bowie!

that scene in trainspotting when they’re at the club and temptation by heaven 17 plays and then renton sees diane for the first time and the song switches to atomic by blondie is the most iconic scene of all cinema history

Beep beep @iwasarustrepairer

Look at that boy go

let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

Why even fuck anymore? Just throw hands and see who nut first.

I am a patient boy

I wait, and I wait, and I wait, and I wait

My time is water down a drain

Freddie Mercury, 1978. Photo by Simon Fowler.

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy

asexy bill clinton is canon