i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???

Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

Source smoothdunk on twitter

Pascal’s paradise 👽👽👽👽👽

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

wait this is such a perfect use of my pony model

-> ponyy model with armature

-> edit and add hair

and the beautiful reveal

In French they say "80 blaze it"

BETTER NAMES:

- the ‘WE HAVE A VERY AFFECTIONATE PET MOUNTAIN LION’ bed

- the ‘OUR NINJA BODYGUARD HAS TO SLEEP *SOMEWHERE*’ bed

- the ‘YOU’RE GROUNDED - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT’ bed

- the ‘WE’RE POLY BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF US NEEDS ELBOW SPACE’ bed

imagine your ot3

the “Not everyone in the triad is into cuddling but doesn’t want to miss out on late-night conversations and morning tea” bed

Team Rocket’s bed

Meowth alone on the bottom with Jessie and James up top

I had no idea where this post was going and it’s so pleasant

It went to the best place possible.

Tumblr in the Star Trek universe [dashboard simulator]

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cute date ideas for this Valentine's Day: bring your significant other back from the dead with an ancient Vulcan ritual <3 <3 <3

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this is illogical

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#get wrecked lol #op is right that is a cute date idea

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reblog if you kinda want a borg to step on you

#tw borg

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I just found out this website has several "stan accounts" of my teacher Mr. Spock. Why are you like this

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in our defence, your teacher is hot

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I do not understand how his temperature is related to the topic

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starfleet heritage post ( 8130.3 / 22 March 2285)

#starfleet heritage post #20k

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some hand drawing practice

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hello vulcanblr

#my art #posts that got surprisingly popular

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going on a diplomatic mission and the ENTERPRISE is transporting us?? CANNOT believe I am on the flagship right now, like when have I done anything noteworthy

✨replicatedstardust

update: we got kidnapped by a Q

#travel blog #please help

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KLINGONS WITH SMALL FOREHEAD RIDGES ARE HONOURABLE KLINGONS WITH LARGE FOREHEAD RIDGES ARE HONOURABLE KLINGONS WITH NO FOREHEAD RIDGES ARE HONOURABLE

#klingon affiramtions #positivity #positive affirmation #you are beautiful and honourable

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It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"

Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."

reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

oh dear

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops