that fool ren thinks his lightsaber is 485 C but the moron doesn’t realize its a pitiful 2035!

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

i went here and everyone knew you

Of Course Rainbow Dog

Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.

They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

stupid sketchbook diary, here we go again ♥ Guinea pigs, they will be never the same for me after that lecture.

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

he said yes

this man is twisted. Sick .

via @p0tato-kn1shes

eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

Eminem is trans mascinem to some, trans feminem to others, and an eniminem to all

im gonna be sick

we need him now more than ever...

When my brain flashes images of planes with boobs in my minds eye when im at Kroger but i manage to stay calm and collected and not get an erection